RE: Sizzle-Lean bacon
What was Sizzle-lean made out of? Soybeans perhaps? I think that's how they make Bac-os (triple YUCK!) I remember having Sizzle-lean once as a kid and hating it.
Some of today's turkey-bacon, however is excellent, but you just gotta look for the ones without so much processing. There's some very BAD turkey bacon out there that is just as unhealthy as the pork variety, be careful.
The best I've had is from Diestel Turkey Farms. In fact, all of their products are excellent (but a little hard to find).