Going to make Mr. Pierre's recipe later today, so I thought I would add another joke.
(but I am NOT using 2 corn beef, nor 1 1/2# of mustard..1 1/2 tblsp, and 1/4 bag of brown sugar instead-if you dont mind me altering your recipe for my tastes, Good Sir

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FOOTNOTE:
I didnt do the CB last night, because I am unsure of what cut to buy.
THe only thing they had in the grocery store was a Flat cut.
I am going to the butcher shop on tuesday, what shall I get, If they have any?
Thanks...
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give
Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over
there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot
tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke! "
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy
over there?"
The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold
glass of Coke, "On my bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed."
The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced
a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed."
The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands,
praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability."