Stock opportunities for 2008 (Humor)

Investment tips for 2008

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2008 For all of you with any money
left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that
you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers
join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

Since I work for a brokerage firm, i found these really funny. Thanks for a laugh.

You just made my evening Thank You

Ha! Love it!

Very funny