The Fifth Third Burger

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2009/03/24 16:01:44 (permalink)

The Fifth Third Burger

IT'S BIG.  Minor league ballpark unveils new 5/3 pound burger topped with lettuce, tomato, nacho cheese, chili, salsa and crunched tortilla chips that feeds up to four people -- or one person from Michigan.
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    NYPIzzaNut
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 16:13:36 (permalink)
    We have pizza, which feeds a family of four, and I don't think it costs $20, unless you are someone who feels the need to load it up with toppings so much that you don't even know what you are eating.
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 16:32:56 (permalink)

    We have a 5/3rd field for the Dayton Dragons.  Is it the same food service in both?
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 17:21:03 (permalink)
    G-d that looks nasty...
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 17:25:28 (permalink)
    what is that fried junk at the bottom?
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    TJ Jackson
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 18:13:09 (permalink)
    The stuff on the bottom is the chili

    They should allow you to purchase one in exchange for a single share of Fifth Third stock, which was in recent years valued at around 50 bucks
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 18:14:22 (permalink)
    I can feel my stomach rolling over and starting to throw up in my mouth a little.


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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 18:53:27 (permalink)
    TJ Jackson

    The stuff on the bottom is the chili

    They should allow you to purchase one in exchange for a single share of Fifth Third stock, which was in recent years valued at around 50 bucks

    .....how come it looks like fried junk?

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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/24 20:43:22 (permalink)
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    .....how come it looks like fried junk?

    Why can't I buy a happy meal with a share of Fifth Third stock?

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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 06:22:20 (permalink)

     
    Now that would be a challenge to eat while sitting in one's seat at a ball game.
    post edited by MiamiDon - 2009/03/25 06:25:04
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 08:12:04 (permalink)
    I think it would scare the bejabbers out of many kids!
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 08:12:35 (permalink)
    You would probably wind up wearing half of it on your clothes, eh?
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 10:27:23 (permalink)
    LOL, follow the links from the link jman gave us to see

    Taco In A Helmet




    and

    Homewrecker Hot Dog!




    That hot dog looks pretty good, actually.





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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 10:41:10 (permalink)
    That hotdog reminds me in someways of a pizza with a whole lot of toppings!
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 13:11:06 (permalink)
    And a somewhat related article...

    Brad
    post edited by Brad_Olson - 2009/03/25 13:12:18
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 13:24:13 (permalink)
    ...this deserves its own thread, for Pete's sake...
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 14:20:33 (permalink)
    This looks like the same deal.  Its confusing.  It mentions the 5/3rd as the name but it weighs 4 lbs.  It has 5 1/3 patties.
     

    Mich. baseball park to offer 4,800-calorie burgers

    GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Well, at least the salsa is low-cal.
    The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.
    The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!
    The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.
    Stadium sponsor Fifth Third Bank is based in Cincinnati.
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/25 16:09:43 (permalink)
    Brad_Olson

    And a somewhat related article...

    Brad


    Jeeze, don't let my wife see that.
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    Re:The Fifth Third Burger 2009/03/26 19:24:31 (permalink)
    That burger looks horrid.
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