The LaBron Jokes have started!

Q. Why didn't Labron go to College?
A. Because he would never show up for the Finals!
T Mobile has introduced a limited edition LaBron James Cell Phone. It only vibrates and has no rings!
LaBron has decided to play Hockey instead of Basketball because it doesn't have 4 quarters!
We're Celebrating LaBron James Day Tomorrow! We're getting off work 12 minutes early!
Someone asked LaBron for change for a dollar. He gipped them and only gave them 3 quarters! 
Q. What do Larry Byrd, Magic Johnson. Michael Jordon, Bill Russell and Labron James have in common?
A. Absolutely Nothing!!

Have paid absolutely no attention to the man. Any time I see something about him in the news, I skip it.

Ann, you don't know what you're missing!  In fact, just recently the world was abuzz with the rumor that he might have 6 toes on his right foot!
 
Brad

I swa him play last year in Cleveland and he was amazing.  Played only 3 quarters ( sat out the 2nd) and still had a double double.
I love how the jokes star almost immediately.

it's "Le"Bron - like "Le Big Mac"

Let's save this thread and reopen it in 15 years and see what this guy has done with his life. I am concerned that a kid who could have done something special over the years, will not. Only time will tell, and I think of that as a sad thing, not humorous.

He is not exactly a kid. He's 26-1/2 years old.

Very funny jokes.