sizz
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The four stages of life:
Sat, 07/28/07 10:57 AM
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Adjudicator
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RE: The four stages of life:
Sat, 07/28/07 1:16 PM
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Yep. Always needing yet another drink.
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Sundancer7
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RE: The four stages of life:
Sat, 07/28/07 1:23 PM
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I have added another stage. I do Canadian Winsor now.
Paul E. Smith
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desertdog
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RE: The four stages of life:
Sat, 07/28/07 3:40 PM
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Kinda reminds me of this joke:
Life is Backwards
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, drink a lot of alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
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RE: The four stages of life:
Sat, 07/28/07 5:04 PM
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Four stages of a man's life when he start losing it.....
He forgets names....
He forgets faces....
He forgets to zipper up.....
He forgets to zipper down....
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sizz
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RE: The four stages of life:
Sat, 07/28/07 5:26 PM
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quote:Originally posted by desertdog
Kinda reminds me of this joke:
Life is Backwards
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, drink a lot of alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
Right on DD throw me into that Backwards brier patch................. would love to digress to the days as a kid when I could do the things I cant do now. (see home movie of me as a kid, click hyper link below ) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/tsgtv/index.html?id=AQ107-x17&link=TSGTVshlk
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RE: The four stages of life:
Sun, 07/29/07 8:44 AM
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That's a good one, "sizz". 
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roossy90
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RE: The four stages of life:
Mon, 07/30/07 9:38 AM
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quote:Originally posted by sizz quote:Originally posted by desertdog
Kinda reminds me of this joke:
Life is Backwards
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, drink a lot of alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
Right on DD throw me into that Backwards brier patch................. would love to digress to the days as a kid when I could do the things I cant do now. (see home movie of me as a kid, click hyper link below ) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/tsgtv/index.html?id=AQ107-x17&link=TSGTVshlk Now that is FUNNY!.. I wonder after he got thru going in circles on the tricycle, did he keep that beer down?
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