I don't know why so many people are dumping on Papa John's. IMHO it, along with Godfather's, is actually pretty good compared to the other chain pizzas. Not saying much at all, but it's far from terrible. Domino's (cardboard) and Pizza Hut (excluding Stuffed Crust and the Big New Yorker) are another story, however.
As for Ci-Ci's, you get what you pay for. To me, it's not all THAT bad for $3.50. And the people who work there are really cool and take requests, not just randomly throw stuff out there like Pizza Hut. Not to mention the fact that the games keep my noisy, jumpy little niece occupied. :-)
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real problem with these chains and cheap buffets arises when connoisseurs go to them expecting a gourmet pizza. It's like going to Wendy's expecting something from a mom-and-pop burger joint. Apples to oranges, folks; totally different kinds of pizza, bought for totally different occasions.
Now, for the sake of being on-topic, the absolute WORST pizzas I have ever run across are:
1)Those square-cut slices you get for lunch in public school. No further explanation needed.
2)The heatlamp-parched chewtoys served at Penn Valley Community College. All the ingredients--sauce (garlic ketchup, I guess), cheese (overcooked and caked into the crust), you name it--constitute a uniquely out-of-this-world experience. All prospective freshmen, you've been warned.
3)The really thick-crusted pizzas at Sbarro's. Is it just me, or do they reserve bad-tasting toppings for the bad-tasting crust? Because the lighter, more "traditional" hand-tossed style is far better, both crust-wise and toppings-wise.
4)Several certain kinds of frozen pizza, although definitely not all of them, since I've had some (especially this one called "Celeste") that have been pretty good.
Finally, three places in Kansas City that are exceptions to the "300 miles west of the Atlantic" clause are Antonio's, Minsky's, and d'Bronx. For those looking for a serious New York-style pizza/deli sandwich in KC, it's hard to think of any place that rivals d'Bronx; the nostalgia is at the main location in Westport. Minsky's is another good place for gourmet pizza and sandwiches, but in a unique, contemporary, not-so-New York fashion. Both the Plaza and City Market locations are awesome, atmosphere-wise. Antonio's in Westport is also pretty good; their deep-dish gourmet pies are to die for. Not a sit-down restaurant though, so ya' gotta gitcha pie and git on up out.