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LeftBench

  • Total Posts: 27
  • Joined: 9/8/2005
  • Location: Ringwood, NJ
Tribute rap Wed, 09/14/05 12:12 PM (permalink)
This song goes out to all the snacks out there.

Hear me out yo.
Mic check 1 - 2

yo yo, I'm fat as hell, I eat at Taco Bell, I go to the wishing well, and wish for some food. Yo I'm not rude, one time I ate so much salsa I spewed/ but it was worth it, eat so many candies my breath be smellin like an armpit/ wiggedy wack when I attack a bag of chocolates.

Yo this comes easy holmes! Don't mess with me/ When I'm eatin' Okeely's! Let me tell you the truth/ nothing is better than stuffing my face with a baby ruth.

One love to chips/ if it wasn't for them i wouldnt be creating hits like this/ from sour cream and onions/ to straight up bucknasty funions/ i love this snack food/ they put me in a gangsta mood

Doritos are great/ twinkies and dingdongs? I can't wait. my gangsta style is slick/ should i eat these pretzels or the ho ho's, help me pick!

Yo this was a rhyme for all the snack lovers/ also known as my undercover food brothers. Dont forget to eat your snacks son/ cuz if not i'll snatch em up and they'll be gone!

One love, junior mafia, I'm OUT
 
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    Spudnut

    • Total Posts: 655
    • Joined: 6/30/2003
    • Location: New York, NY
    RE: Tribute rap Wed, 09/14/05 12:28 PM (permalink)
    OK, come on...I KNOW this is Michael Hoffman writing under an alias...fess up.
     
    #2
      Paulie

      • Total Posts: 115
      • Joined: 6/24/2003
      • Location: Narragansett, RI
      RE: Tribute rap Wed, 09/14/05 1:15 PM (permalink)
      Bravo!
      Encore, encore!

      Thank you, Mr. Fresh...er, LeftBench, for another amusing, entertaining post. Keep 'em coming.
       
      #3
        bellz666

        • Total Posts: 27
        • Joined: 9/7/2005
        • Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ
        RE: Tribute rap Wed, 09/14/05 3:23 PM (permalink)
        Thats awesome. As funny as it is, it's poignant, makes sense and makes me smile. April isn't the 5th month.
         
        #4
          saps

          • Total Posts: 1482
          • Joined: 8/18/2003
          • Location: wheaton, IL
          RE: Tribute rap Wed, 09/14/05 3:35 PM (permalink)
          You're absolutely right. April isn't the 5th month.
           
          #5
            alesrus

            • Total Posts: 288
            • Joined: 8/19/2003
            • Location: Franklin, NJ
            RE: Tribute rap Wed, 09/14/05 4:03 PM (permalink)
            quote:
            Originally posted by saps

            You're absolutely right. April isn't the 5th month.


            And

            Dogs can be squeamish.

             
            #6
              LeftBench

              • Total Posts: 27
              • Joined: 9/8/2005
              • Location: Ringwood, NJ
              RE: Tribute rap Fri, 09/16/05 11:52 PM (permalink)
              I'ma put it down, bring it to the top!
               
              #7
                LeftBench

                • Total Posts: 27
                • Joined: 9/8/2005
                • Location: Ringwood, NJ
                RE: Tribute rap Thu, 11/3/05 4:58 PM (permalink)
                TTT FOR MY HOMIES
                 
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