This story has brought the satirists to yelp. One first time poster giving a location of Weed, CA (a real place, but doubt he lives there) posted a real gem which is sure to get deleted soon. It would be a shame to lose this literary gem. Here is a short excerpt that is not as gross as some of the rest of his review:
"The beer I ordered, which I am convinced was actually a mixture of motor oil and seltzer, was finally served to me two and one third hours later in a mostly hollow human skull. Our half-feral waiter insistently growled that this was all that remained of the last patron not to pony up the mandatory 22% gratuity.
My pasta was watery and far from the al dente style Italians prefer, as well as being topped with what I'm quite sure was canned salsa. It, too, was served in an inattentively hollowed-out human skull.
Having successfully completed a course of tetanus boosters necessitated after blundering into the fecally-stained caltrops left near the register, I expect to be back to work any day now. "
Other pundits uploaded COPS-type photos to the listing. The featured photo for this restaurant listing right now is of a man's hands handcuffed behind his back.
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