U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out

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2010/11/11 11:36:58 (permalink)

U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out

 


 
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    buffetbuster
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/11 13:16:22 (permalink)
    Don't worry.  I've heard that the US Government secretly stored millions of gallons of mayo in caves in West Virginia for emergencies like this.
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    i95
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/11 14:35:38 (permalink)
     
     
     
     
    "...it was at lunch time when these cave explorers in West
    Virginia inserted their knife into the disappointedly empty
    mayonnaise jar and it made that distinctive, hollow "spelunk"
    sound that today's term for caving was born.
     
    And now you know.........................the rest of the story." 
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/11 15:07:25 (permalink)
    Oh, for the love of Pete.
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/14 15:42:56 (permalink)
    Was there any response from the Mayo Clinic?
     
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/14 16:25:55 (permalink)
    may o' may not have been. aioli know what i see in the news.
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/15 14:36:31 (permalink)
    the Onion always has some tear-jerking stories. ;o)
     
     
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/15 15:11:14 (permalink)
    O gee, my reserves are starting to run low. ... I'll have to sneak out back so no one will see and make some more ... refill my empty jars.   ... ...
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    Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out 2010/11/15 15:47:01 (permalink)
    Tooo many folks mixing Pickled Jalapenos, and the juice, w/ mayo may be responsible for this shortage.
    Joe
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