WJ in pictures

Since the subject of how photogenic WanderingJew is had threatened to take over a nice trip report, I figured maybe a separate thread was in order. 

I'll start...

Here is WJ on a recent trip sampling some of the local flavor...



Here is some surveillance camera footage (hence the grainy quality) of WJ enjoying an odd shaving cream and ketchup waffle. Not sure what region claims that specialty!?

That obviously is one of those non-chain Taco Bells.

Oh Tony, you truly are "Bad"!!  hahahaha

Gee,

I'm away on a date for a few hours and all hell breaks loose!
Hey, at least I didn't start it this time!

I know where you really were.

mar52 -

You know that Dale will say your photo looks nothing like him.  But, if you want proof of his pure enthusiasm for chain restaurants, look no further than last summer's trip through Kansas City....

Tony Bad

Here is some surveillance camera footage (hence the grainy quality) of WJ enjoying an odd shaving cream and ketchup waffle. Not sure what region claims that specialty!?

I did some research on this and found that the shaving cream and ketchup waffle dates back to a specialty pizza joint in Gary, Indiana.

Who knew?

 
OK, Time for a little 'History Lesson' !!  First of all here is The Wandering Jew showing his finely-honed table manners at one of the early Roadfood gatherings in Baltimore. Please note his subtle approach to consuming an excellent CrabCake at G & M Seafood.
    I believe that is his Probation Officer sitting beside him, dodging the flying residue !
 

 
NOW, in the second shot , the security camera caught him "Face-On". Note how he uses make-up to give him a rounder, gentler appearance. That's a technique he uses frequently to befriend the unsuspecting 'Old-Money' insurance recipients he 'socializes with !!  Note the container of bribe-material he has just presented to his Escort in the Photo. We can but wonder about what the outcome of that day.!!
 

mayor al


 
OK, Time for a little 'History Lesson' !!  First of all here is The Wandering Jew show is finely-honed table manners at one of the early Roadfood gatherings in Baltimore. Please note his subtle approach to consuming an excellent CrabCake at G & M Seafood.
    I believe that is his Probation Officer sitting beside him, dodging the flying residue !
 

Oh great, you had to dig up a photo of "fat wanderingjew"

Yeah, You clever devil!!! I suppose you will now make the claim..."That doesn't look like you"!!  Well, my diabolical friend, The computer doesn't lie!
 
Roadfood Friends, Take the advice of the 'Old Mayor' about the validity of the photo essays displayed on this thread... If you have any doubts as to the "Honesty" of the story, ALWAYS check the person's Profile here on Roadfood!
 
For Example...Please NOTE Wandering Jew's PROFILE here displayed ! (and this photo was taken two years AFTER the two in my earlier post above - but that's the same Probation Officer in the photo!!)

Boy, you folks are just plain mean!!!   :~)

 
Hey, two can play this game...
And what a difference 9 months makes....
 
Here I am with Bill Voss's friend, the owner of the Taco Joint we went to
 

 
You're right Al, the computer doesn't lie-
 
THIS LOOKS LIKE ME!!!!!!

The EYES say it all !!  Memphis - 2009

wanderingjew


Gee,

I'm away on a date for a few hours and all hell breaks loose!
Hey, at least I didn't start it this time!

Are you saying you took your date to Taco Bell?

mayor al


The EYES say it all !!  Memphis - 2009

I can't help if TTM's camera gives me 3 double chins
 
But I can say
 
 

 
You're absolutely right the Eyes say it all!-most  recent photo and gee, what happened? no double chin

Surgery???

No doubt about it.   WJ's has lost a bunch of weight.  Last time I saw him (2/14/09), he had kept it off.  I am not sure how he does it cause he sure knows how to shovel it in.
 
Paul E. Smith
Knoxville, TN

I don't care what you guys say....all the ladies love the wanderingjew.



I don't know what was up with imageshack, which was hosting the photo, but it was all screwed up for me, too.  Instead, I just moved it to my flickr account for all to enjoy again!

Oh dear I'm about to get kicked out of the library cuz I can't stop LAUGHING!!!!  youze people are wonderful!!!

We'll just have to call him L.L. Cool WJ from now on!

Honestly, I don't know which is funnier: this...

 

Tony Bad

 

or this...

 

wanderingjew


I'm away on a date...

 

Either way: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Funniest thread I have read, ever!

WJ,

I'd give you Kudos for a job well done but it would defeat the result.

Well done!

or as in my case, rare.

Oh jeeze i95, now I'm not only too noisy but am in danger of peeing my pants!!!

TTM, that photo of WJ and the lovely ladies is priceless. How much would you charge for a framed 8x10 glossy?... I want one up on my living room wall.   LOL 

Hey, those are my daughters who are carrying his photo away.  They won it in a raffle..................they are now lugging it off to a flea market and hoping to sell it and make "big bucks".  They are certain that some "hot"  senorita will come along and  pay big money for it.

Laugh all you want, but WJ's new found slimness has made him quite popular in Hollywood!








 

Tony and TTM-you are killing me!!! I am laughing out loud, and my better half wonders why!!!!!

I was going to respond accordingly  to I95's mockery, yet someone took away The Travelin Man's photo of me with "the ladies"...