W.O.R.K.

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2006/03/30 21:03:29 (permalink)

W.O.R.K.

VIRUS WARNING:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any
means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.


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    Extreme Glow
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    RE: W.O.R.K. 2006/03/31 16:37:50 (permalink)
    Worse yet, I have an allergic reaction to WORK.
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    mayor al
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    RE: W.O.R.K. 2006/03/31 17:58:24 (permalink)

    Relax, It is just a temporary passing affliction. By age 57 I had shaken off all the symptoms and emerged with a much healthier attitude about my ability to ignore WORK in any form.
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    shortchef
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    RE: W.O.R.K. 2006/03/31 19:56:41 (permalink)
    Me, too, Mr. Mayor! I am really enjoying my retirement. Nice to have the luxury of doing stuff I enjoy, like volunteer work and day trips. I shook off all the symptoms a long time ago...
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