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chewingthefat

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Were you a good kisser? Tue, 09/14/10 5:32 PM (permalink)
My first kiss I was so nervous, I managed to close my eyes too soon and therefore not knowing the proper distance, banged teeth with my darling, Ellen, I believe her name was. I was so humiliated I practiced kissing, by kissing my pillow, true, [ I'm too old to be embarassed not to cop to it], I evolved , with practice both pillow and for real, into what I considered a pretty good kisser, at least I thought so...I can rember early on getting almost dizzy knowing the girl accross from me wanted me to kiss her, then ahh, making out, for hours, days?? I don't know, all I know is time flew during a MO session. The fragile passions of the first baby steps of a new romance born...my God, where did the time go, the late 50's early 60's, sweet!
Were you a good kisser?
 
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    the ancient mariner

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    Re:Were you a good kisser? Tue, 09/14/10 7:12 PM (permalink)
    Hey Brother I am beginning to worry about y'all.
    Makin' out in the back seat ----my, my and
    now was we good kissers? 
    You will be investigated by the Society for the Prevention of
    Dreamin' Bout the Good Old Days if y'all don't look out.
     
     
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      chewingthefat

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      Re:Were you a good kisser? Wed, 09/15/10 1:55 PM (permalink)
      Ancient One, when Mr. Hoffman doesn't post to your topic, you know your in trouble!
       
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        the ancient mariner

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        Re:Were you a good kisser? Wed, 09/15/10 2:51 PM (permalink)
        Michael is a gentleman-----
         
        and a gentleman never tells.
         
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          chewingthefat

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          Re:Were you a good kisser? Wed, 09/15/10 5:19 PM (permalink)
          Just found out why no response, I posted the topic on another forum, Fast Food, don't know how it got there, when I checked back here, nothing, no topic etc. so I reposted this. I was just in Fast Food and suprised to find my topic there...sorry folks, can't explain the screw up!
           
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            the ancient mariner

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            Re:Were you a good kisser? Wed, 09/15/10 6:32 PM (permalink)
            Anyone on FastFood a good Kisser ? 
            Good opportunity to offer a kiss testing service at Chubbys. 
            Women only, of course.
            That should get Michael Hoffman out of the closet.
             
             
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              Nancypalooza

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              Re:Were you a good kisser? Wed, 09/15/10 8:17 PM (permalink)
              You know there's probably a Cosmo magazine test for all that.
               
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                Mosca

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                Re:Were you a good kisser? Wed, 09/15/10 9:19 PM (permalink)
                "Were"? You mean like in past tense? I like to think nothing's changed. Of course, the kissee has stayed the same for the past 21 years (anniversary last week).
                 
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                  boyardee65

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                  Re:Were you a good kisser? Thu, 09/16/10 1:04 AM (permalink)
                    According to my wife of 15 years I am still a "Damn Good Kisser!!!" I've got two wonderful kids to prove it.
                    My first attempt was much like Tom's. Teeth jarring to say the least.
                   
                    David O.
                   
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                    Nancypalooza

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                    Re:Were you a good kisser? Thu, 09/16/10 9:28 AM (permalink)
                    boyardee65


                      According to my wife of 15 years I am still a "Damn Good Kisser!!!" I've got two wonderful kids to prove it.


                    I hope you've become aware that that's not how they get here.  :)
                     
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                      chewingthefat

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                      Re:Were you a good kisser? Thu, 09/16/10 5:27 PM (permalink)
                      Mosca


                      "Were"? You mean like in past tense? I like to think nothing's changed. Of course, the kissee has stayed the same for the past 21 years (anniversary last week).


                      Tom, Congratulations..."She/he had kisses sweeter than wine, uh oh, uh oh"
                       
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                        chewingthefat

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                        Re:Were you a good kisser? Thu, 09/16/10 5:28 PM (permalink)
                        Nancypalooza


                        boyardee65


                        According to my wife of 15 years I am still a "Damn Good Kisser!!!" I've got two wonderful kids to prove it.


                        I hope you've become aware that that's not how they get here.  :)


                        That is funny!
                         
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                          the ancient mariner

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                          Re:Were you a good kisser? Thu, 09/16/10 5:41 PM (permalink)
                           
                           
                          Excellent kissing----- rated as a 12 on a scale of 1-10  is definitely something we are born with.  I have spent a lifetime investigating and testing. 
                           
                          It is not, repeat NOT, an acquired habit------
                           
                          Either ya got it or ya ain't.
                           
                           
                           
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                            mbrookes

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                            Re:Were you a good kisser? Fri, 09/17/10 10:58 AM (permalink)
                            Maybe so, but practicing is so much fun!
                             
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                              the ancient mariner

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                              Re:Were you a good kisser? Fri, 09/17/10 11:13 AM (permalink)
                              Yes, practice makes perfect----and since no one is perfect we must keep practicing. 
                               
                              Car pulls up next to a traffic cop in NYCity and the driver asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"-----Practice, practice, practice, said the cop. 
                               
                              A KISSING rule of thumb----Having a willing partner to practice with is a good thing.
                               
                               
                               
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                                chewingthefat

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                                Re:Were you a good kisser? Fri, 09/17/10 12:27 PM (permalink)
                                the ancient mariner


                                Yes, practice makes perfect----and since no one is perfect we must keep practicing. 

                                Car pulls up next to a traffic cop in NYCity and the driver asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"-----Practice, practice, practice, said the cop. 

                                A KISSING rule of thumb----Having a willing partner to practice with is a good thing.




                                LOL!
                                 
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                                  fabulousoyster

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                                  Re:Were you a good kisser? Tue, 10/19/10 10:51 PM (permalink)
                                  No.
                                   I like to get past that.
                                  Kissing ruins everything.
                                   
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                                    ladygodiva

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                                    Re:Were you a good kisser? Sat, 08/13/11 12:22 PM (permalink)
                                    My first boyfriend I was too nervous to kiss, but eventually I learned ho to kiss, I do not date a lot but of the 5 men that I have dated, not one complaint. and practice does make perfect
                                     
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