What idiodic thing have you done?

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2011/10/28 16:47:36 (permalink)

What idiodic thing have you done?

Yesterday I received a surprise squooshy envelope with a nice bracelet in it.
 
I thanked the sender and told her that my big fingers were having trouble with the clasp.  She told me that Sharon could help me with it.
 
She wrote back this morning asking if I figured out the clasp.
 
Then she wrote...  I'm sure you and Sharon will wear them everyday.
 
Them?   As in Two?
 
 Luckily the envelope was still in the trash.  Sharon's was still inside.
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    Michael Hoffman
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/28 16:49:28 (permalink)
    Don't get me started.
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    Glenn1234
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/28 17:03:48 (permalink)
    What idiotic thing?   I think it should be thingS (plural)!  LOL!
     
    Too much to list. 
     
    Glenn
     
     
     
     
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    ann peeples
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/28 17:37:47 (permalink)
    Today I was replenishing the tenderloin tips at work, and instead of filling the bowl with said product from the holding container, I started spooning the tips from the bowl into the container....
    That was just the first idiotic thing today!
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    chewingthefat
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/28 17:54:01 (permalink)
    Nothing, I'm perfect!
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/30 17:01:21 (permalink)
    How much time you got?
     
    Today I ate all the hot sauce from Calumet Fisheries & I still have smoked SHRAMPS left...
     
    Yesterday my idiotic thing was not getting 2 containers of hot sauce.

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    BuddyRoadhouse
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/30 22:47:32 (permalink)
    Of all the idiotic things I have done in my life (plenty, I can assure you), the one thing I haven't done was misspell "idiotic" as "idiodic" in the title of my own thread about doing idiotic things.
     
    Just tell everyone you meant to do that, and it was supposed to be read ironically.  You'll be fine.
     
    Buddy
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    Foodbme
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/30 23:35:59 (permalink)
    53 years ago TODAY, 10/30, I got Married!!!!
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    chewingthefat
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/31 17:22:53 (permalink)
    Foodbme

    53 years ago TODAY, 10/30, I got Married!!!!

    Congratulations!
     
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/10/31 17:24:38 (permalink)
    When I was a kid I stuck my finger in a light socket to see if anything would happen...something happened!
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    mar52
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/03 23:58:53 (permalink)
    I just almost had a heart attack.  I'm sure my blood pressure is still sky high, but I won't check it.
     
    Sitting here at my desk, talking and the phone rang.  My phone has caller ID and it was me, calling me.  The call was from my cell phone.  No one was on the other end.
     
    I thought about two seconds and then I immediately freaked.  Where is my cell phone?  Was it in my car?  Did I leave it at the assisted living home a couple of nights ago?  Where is my purse?  Was it in my car and my car was broken in to?
     
    Down the stairs, up the stairs, down the stairs, up the stairs...  I don't have my purse!  OH NO, NOT AGAIN.
     
    Called my cell phone and no one answered.  Damn!  I don't want to go through that again.  Panic!
     
    WHat should I do first?
     
    That's when I saw it, under my desk...  my purse.  It's solid black just like it is under my desk in the dark.
     
    Was my cell phone inside?
     
    Yes!  It was inside and all lit up.
     
    Seems that I pushed the right button/s with my foot.
    Phew!
    Doofus.
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    Ort. Carlton.
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/04 00:20:43 (permalink)
    Dearfolk,
       I'm with Mr. Hoffman.
          Wholeheartedly Idiotically, Ort.
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    starfire62
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/04 18:03:43 (permalink)
    set up a surprise 65 th birthday party for my wife with my kids and they called my wife to come over to fix a hem on my granddaughters dress  to get her to the house for the party .but i was  offered overtime at work with a train run to rochester from buffalo and totally forgot about the party.i somehow thought it was the next night.that year she get a nice trip to vegas as a added gift.and yes were still married
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    lleechef
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/04 18:35:52 (permalink)
    Trying to capture wild yeast in Alaska.
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    Davydd
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/04 20:17:13 (permalink)
    Not necessarily idiotic, but like starfire62, forgetful. I was a marshal at a PGA golf tournament at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway Golf Course and I was busy guarding Billy Casper as he stepped behind a bush on the inside the track back 9 to relieve himself when the father of a classmate of mine came up to me and said, "Hey, aren't you supposed to be at your graduation?" Yep, forgot. I was graduating from high school that night. I had to abandon Casper and barely made it.
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    bartl
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/07 10:00:58 (permalink)
    If I wrote some of the stupid things I did in my lifetime, I would have to add "writing about them here" to the list...
     
    Bart
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    Re:What idiodic thing have you done? 2011/11/07 17:20:06 (permalink)
    A clarification please?
     
    Idiotic thing EVER?
    or
    Today?
     
    Ever:
     
    volunteering to be a chew toy during a K-9 Demonstration!
    volunteering to be a tazer test DUMMY (3 times)!
    Riding my big wheel down the front hill at the old house on the river, then ramping the big wheel from said hill unto a BUSY mother's day weekend State Highway and landing forehead first on the double yellow line dividing said highway.
     
    Today:
    waking up! (Gawd its MONDAY!)
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