What is your favorite quote?

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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 20:31:32 (permalink)
Live each day like it's your last because one day you'll be right
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/14 17:16:00 (permalink)
"What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate" The Captain
 
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans"  Ronald Reagan
 
"Fettucini Alfredo is like Mac & Cheese for adults"  Mitch Hedberg
 
"A waffle is just a pancake with a syrup trap"  Mitch Hedberg
 
"I imagine if you could understand Morse Code a tap dancer would drive you crazy"  Mitch Hedberg
 
Mitch died WAY TOO young he had some seriously good one liners
 
"The broccoli says 'I look like a tree'.  The mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella.'  The walnut says 'I look like a brain.' The banana says 'umm can we just change the subject?'"  Unknown
 
"'Yes, Oh, Ooh, AH, YES, YES, OH GOD, YES, YES, YES, AH, Ohh..'  I'll have what she's having"  When Harry met Sally

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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/16 10:19:34 (permalink)
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."...Russ
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/24 08:50:46 (permalink)
Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/24 08:54:49 (permalink)
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

"Shot" in Jersey City.
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/29 20:30:24 (permalink)
Dearfolk,
   I'll quote myself, then: "If I get any fatter, I'm going to have to run for sheriff."
      Wholeheartedly, Ort. Carlton in Ever-Perfect Athens, Georgia.
P. S. I've lost about 10 pounds... and, slowly, more to come.
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/30 19:02:27 (permalink)
I'd vote for you Ort!
 
 
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/10/10 08:22:01 (permalink)
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Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you


Saying that this character did not make idle threats does not spoil the movie:
 

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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/10/10 08:40:55 (permalink)
In searching for the video of the Taken clip I ran across this:
(warning: contains some profanity)
 

 
At the end you can click on several more "similar collections".  Enjoy!
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/10/21 18:36:26 (permalink)
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it  -  Oscar Wilde
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/02 21:51:07 (permalink)
"Ain't nothin but a party" works in every situation.
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/02 23:58:07 (permalink)
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public-
 
HL Mencken
 
(Roadfood people and my several other affinity groups excepted)
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/03 08:39:26 (permalink)
 
"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.  Period."
 
"If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance.  Period."
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/03 10:41:53 (permalink)
"A closed mouth gathers no foot"
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/04 23:20:55 (permalink)
"Hair is Good but Too Much of it Doesn't Make you a Lady."
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 15:58:37 (permalink)
“Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect, as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” ― Albert Einstein
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 16:10:05 (permalink)
Upon hearing: "We have to pass it to learn what's in it!",
 
an M.D. asked:  "Why are politicians talking about stool samples?"
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 16:38:36 (permalink)
Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 16:52:02 (permalink)
"A woman has the age she deserves."

Amen...Coco Chanel.
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/12 08:40:53 (permalink)
ChrisOC

Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.



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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/12 17:10:46 (permalink)
This would be one to remember...If it were ever uttered... ChiTwnDnr saying "No, Thank You, I am full."...after turning down a third piece of pie and a Cherry Malt at the 5th stop of the day on the Roadfood Tour of the Iowa Amana Colonies !
 
I can't imagine ever hearing it, but if I did I would never forget the moment !
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Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/12 17:28:27 (permalink)
" I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly" Winstom Churchill
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