Where Should I Eat? - The Flowchart

 
http://eatingtheroad.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/where-to-eat-chain-restaurant3.jpg
 
-doug
 

This guy is definitely hilarious.  The "Are you high?" flowchart question is almost as funny as the "Are you pretentious?" line from his Cereal Edition Flowchart.    Chris

Expect to hear from Mr. Hoffman about the lack of Waffle House.

Thanks guys! Mr. Hoffman and enginecapt sorry about the absence of Waffle House

I've made a Cereal and Fast Food one too:

 
The JPEGs are a tad hard(er) to read for many folks.  If you would like, I will volunteer
to convert your JPEGs to PDFs (for you to post on your website).
 
 

LOL this is the BEST! I saw a bacon flowchart somewhere i'll have to find and post here.

Ha, yeah I've seen that one too:
http://incredimazing.com/page/Bacon_Flowchart

rainsux

The JPEGs are a tad hard(er) to read for many folks.  If you would like, I will volunteer
to convert your JPEGs to PDFs (for you to post on your website).

If you click on the image it'll expand:
http://eatingtheroad.file...ere-to-eat-cereal1.jpg
http://eatingtheroad.file...11/whereshouldieat.jpg
http://eatingtheroad.file...-chain-restaurant3.jpg

So.... If I eat at Denny's, then:  I am: Not be a Ninja.  Not anti-Atkins Diet.  I don't want an Awesome Blossom.  I hate Flair.  I don't want Mexican food.  Interestingly, I don't want breakfast.  Nor do I want Salad and Bread Sticks.  I don't have children with me.  I won't be eating meat.  So obviously I don't want a Burger, or Wings.  I won't be ordering Pie.  I'm not drunk and I don't want to be.  I don't like seafood either.  Without eating any of the aforementioned foods; I'm skinny.  I'm in the bad part of town.  And finally.... I'm young, and not in England.

So I guess I'll get some coffee and fruit salad....

So I guess I'll get some coffee and fruit salad....

...pretty much sums up what you should have if you end up there. Try getting to the French Laundry

> If you click on the image it'll expand

Not necessarily.  It depends upon how the user has
the browser defaults set for handling images.  Most
casual users don't know how-to alter those ... but do
know how to diddle the plug-in PDFviewer.

It must have been cut off at the top ...
 
Is your net worth > $5 million?  "Yes" leads you straight to The French Laundry.  (Or, if you are on the East coast to Per Se).

Somewhat related...

This is how we do it in Wisconsin.



Hat tip to Tom McMahon's brilliant 4-Block World.

Haha, that's great.

...Food Pantry empty? --> Yes --> Open a beer