L-Woods is what it is. It'll never be a northwoods Wisconsin supper club. To accomplish that would require the following:
1. Allow smoking in the entire restaurant.
2. Allow only American built cars & trucks in the parking lot. Foreign cars must park by the pool.
3. Have designated "snowmobile parking" only.
4. Every car in the parking lot is unlocked with keys in the ignition.
5. Rolex, gold, diamonds, and furs not allowed in the restaurant.
6. Pop will be called soda.
7. L-Wood chopped salad is replaced by a self serve salad bar.
8. Baby back ribs and skirt steaks are replaced by filets.
9. All fish is deep fried and served on Fridays only.
10.Doggie bags are only given to dog owners. Must show proof of dog waiting in vehicle in parking lot with all windows open.
11.No senior discounts or Entertainment Book coupons honored.
12.Sima now serves free samples of fried venison instead of kasha.
13.Green Bay Packer motif throughout the restautant with more animal heads adorning the walls. At least one 4 foot muskie must be above the bar.
14.The wait staff would look like this- http://my.execpc.com/~sjkrautk/schnapp2.html
No north shore Nancys here!