Wither the Beanie Burger?
My favorite hamburger place has gone pubby. The Gahanna Grill, home of the Beanie Burger, a lovingly-created masterpiece that has grilled onions, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cole slaw on a hand-pattied burger has built a patio of sorts and now has umbrella-topped ables outside where patrons can enjoy the aromas of the main street on one side and the parking lot on the other.
This is a tavern, for Pete's sake. A bar! You go there to drink and eat, not to look pretty under a blasted umbrella. I know that Beanie Vesser is still in the kitchen making his eponymous hamburgers, but he must be sick in his soul that the new owners would do such a thing.
I just hope the rest rooms are still filthy and the pieces of cardboard used to level the tables are still there.