Your list of nasty snack food

Add to list,canned Salmon,Deviled Ham,those packages of cheese with crackers and a stick,all canned chili,all canned soup with beef,souse.

In college, one of the guys in my dorm one yr.would frequently walk around,munching on a stick of BUTTER,it still gives me the chills.

Iknow,Iknow, some wiseguy is going to say,"depends on the brand".

Would that be a picture of DR Smoke with a can of his "famous BBQ"

Most of the above (sardines, herring, jerky, Combos, pickled pigs feet, pork rinds, Peeps), plus:

any grape hard candy
banana flavored candy
BBQ potato chips
bubble gum
cinnamon gum
frosted cereal
pizza rolls

Once when I was real hungry my boss (a greek immigrant) made me a sardine sandwich at his house with thick slices of sweet onion. I though I was in seventh heaven.

And:

anything made with Splenda
canned chow mein
Scotch Broth (lamb fat soup)

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Originally posted by pennypincher

Once when I was real hungry my boss (a greek immigrant) made me a sardine sandwich at his house with thick slices of sweet onion. I though I was in seventh heaven.

I would have quit my job first

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Originally posted by NebGuy

Would that be a picture of DR Smoke with a can of his "famous BBQ"

Nebguy ,that was funny,I salute you!!

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Originally posted by pennypincher

Once when I was real hungry my boss (a greek immigrant) made me a sardine sandwich at his house with thick slices of sweet onion. I though I was in seventh heaven.

What were you doing there,what were you hungry for???He took you to seventh heaven with that??Lordy !!

I have a Pulled Pork sandwich...Who knows where that might go !!

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Originally posted by NebGuy

Would that be a picture of DR Smoke with a can of his "famous BBQ"

Hey hey hey..
Dont insult Billy Bob like that.. It was enough that Angelina left him....

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Originally posted by roossy90

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Originally posted by NebGuy

Would that be a picture of DR Smoke with a can of his "famous BBQ"

Hey hey hey..
Dont insult Billy Bob like that.. It was enough that Angelina left him....

Indeed she did,The both of us are,Angelina and myself, getting along just fine, Thanks for asking,BTW, how'sthe car your living in,holding up?

Have you gotten Those real teeth you were wishing for some threads ago,or are you going with the "GEORGE WASHINGTON" brand still.Keep collecting those aluminum cans,new teeth,less litter,$$$$

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Originally posted by roossy90


Hey hey hey..
Dont insult Billy Bob like that.. It was enough that Angelina left him....

Maybe we will see the good Dr on Oprah some day jumping up and down on the sofa screaming "I love my BBQ!!!"

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Originally posted by NebGuy

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Originally posted by roossy90


Hey hey hey..
Dont insult Billy Bob like that.. It was enough that Angelina left him....

Maybe we will see the good Dr on Oprah some day jumping up and down on the sofa screaming "I love my BBQ!!!"

I would very much welcome the opportunity to do just that!

Thanks for giving me a new goal!

Hey, do you package and sell your sauce?
I mean, for real...
You can email with particulars if you wish.
Contrary to what others think, I do enjoy reading your post's.
Thanks,
Tara

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Originally posted by roossy90

Contrary to what others think, I do enjoy reading your post's.
Thanks,
Tara

Tara.... Slowly back away from the bong.

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Originally posted by NebGuy

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Originally posted by roossy90

Contrary to what others think, I do enjoy reading your post's.
Thanks,
Tara

Tara.... Slowly back away from the bong.

Hey! I dont smoke my baloney either!

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Originally posted by roossy90

Hey, do you package and sell your sauce?
I mean, for real...
You can email with particulars if you wish.
Contrary to what others think, I do enjoy reading your post's.
Thanks,
Tara

I do package and sell 2 of my sauces,I only sell them over the counter,packing and shipping is too much like work!

For any interested parties, and/or to get your mind off vienna sausages , here's a link to the "Worst Chips Ever" on taquitos.net
http://www.google.com/firefox?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

*ahem* let's try that again:
http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?page_code=25

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Originally posted by picklepuss

*ahem* let's try that again:
http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?page_code=25

"Octopus flavored chips"? Ack Ack Ack!

Andrea

Licorice and coffee with chicory. Tastes like roach poison smells.

I have to admit, I've actually had some items on the bad-candy.com list, and actually like a couple of them.

http://www.bad-candy.com/

Potted Meat, yuk!

Sorry, there are many dirty words on this site.



http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Hey Jinjo thanks for that link. It isn't for everyones taste LOL!! But I found it funny. What cracked me up the most is the Natto. Lately that's all my Mom wants to eat. As I was scrolling down, I noticed the package, IT'S HER BRAND!! She says the others aren't as good. The smell is like musty popcorn, sometimes, other times it's very Soybeany (for lack of a better term!) For those who don't know, or don't like curse words or fairly graphic verbal/mental images, Natto is fermented Soybean.

jinjo--hysterical link! I guess my dislike for peeps and circus peanuts is silly at this point. Tell me why the Easter Bunny insisted on bringing Peeps when no one here likes them? Family traditions die hard, I guess--give me the Reese's eggs and coc. bunnies anyday--hold the natto. On the other hand, I love my wine--14% alcohol on prison white wine--well after a hard day with a toddler and an equally hard afternoon/night with a 9 yr old son, who knows--chin chin!

Oh my gosh--I have to apologize to everyone! I didn't realize the bad candy website had such foul language (it didn't before). I guess the home page changes with the blogs.

Hey Jinjo, I love that natto stuff. Next time try it with a little bit of soy sauce and a little sliced green onions. Makes great sushi! My family can't stand the smell, much less sit at the same table with me when eating it.

As for that black corn stuff, I worked on a corn farm in college. Yes, that black growth is a disease of the corn plant and my boss called it "suckers" coming out on the corn stalk. They come out looking like black styrofoam. Totally gross. I can't believe anyone would eat that stuff. But then again, I love natto so anything's possible!

We're all adults, we can handle naughty words.

My shortlist:

Peeps
Chocolate chip cookies (or anything made with semi-sweet chocolate)
Regular potato chips
Any American style mass produced sour milk smelling chocolate (eg: Hershey's)
Vienna Sausages
Milk's a snack, right? Milk
Ranch anything
Any dip made with sour cream
Cheeze Puffs
Squirty cheese
Cold unmelted cheese of any type
Cool Whip of any variety
Little Debbie products
Hostess Snoballs
Crudites
Leftover pizza older than 12 hours
Cheap store-bought cookies
S'mores
Pickled anything except kosher dill pickles

I could go on.

I too have to add the orange circus peanuts. I think I must have blocked them out of my mind. And, here are more on my list:

Pringles (like eating sawdust)
Funyons (however they are spelled)
Chocolate Easter bunnies that taste like wax
Ovalteen
Tang
Chocolate covered ants (yuck!)
Tamales in a jar
Dinty Moore stew

Andrea

I don't know if this counts as a snack but Salmon in a can,any brand, is rank.