And now for something completely different!

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roossy90
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And now for something completely different! - Mon, 02/13/06 8:41 PM
I had to share this joke:
Being of Irish descent myself.
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important

meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and

give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said,
"Never mind, I found one."

trudyn
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RE: And now for something completely different! - Mon, 02/13/06 10:44 PM

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RE: And now for something completely different! - Mon, 02/13/06 10:52 PM
My Irish wife loved this joke.

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RE: And now for something completely different! - Mon, 02/13/06 11:01 PM
As long as we're telling Irish jokes, here's one. (I can tell this because my wife is from Irish descent.)

Three guys are drinking in a bar; a Scot, a Brit, and an Irishman.

They're served their pints, and right after that each one has a fly land in his glass.

The Scottishman ignores the fly and drinks his ale.

The British man picks the fly out with a look of disdain, then drinks his ale.

The Irishman, with a look of fire in his eyes, picks the fly up by the neck and shouts, "Spit it out ya little bugger, SPIT IT OUT!!"

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RE: And now for something completely different! - Tue, 02/14/06 12:31 AM
Paddy and Sean went looking for work as lumberjacks in British Columbia. They came across a sign saying

TREE FELLERS WANTED

Paddy says, "Aww, we should have brought Eamonn! We could've had that job!"