And now for something completely different!

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roossy90
Sirloin
2006/02/13 20:41:29
I had to share this joke:
Being of Irish descent myself.
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important

meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and

give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said,
"Never mind, I found one."
trudyn
Cheeseburger
RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/13 22:44:09
mr chips
Filet Mignon
RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/13 22:52:45
My Irish wife loved this joke.
Bushie
Filet Mignon
RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/13 23:01:55
As long as we're telling Irish jokes, here's one. (I can tell this because my wife is from Irish descent.)

Three guys are drinking in a bar; a Scot, a Brit, and an Irishman.

They're served their pints, and right after that each one has a fly land in his glass.

The Scottishman ignores the fly and drinks his ale.

The British man picks the fly out with a look of disdain, then drinks his ale.

The Irishman, with a look of fire in his eyes, picks the fly up by the neck and shouts, "Spit it out ya little bugger, SPIT IT OUT!!"
EliseT
Filet Mignon
RE: And now for something completely different! 2006/02/14 00:31:16
Paddy and Sean went looking for work as lumberjacks in British Columbia. They came across a sign saying

TREE FELLERS WANTED

Paddy says, "Aww, we should have brought Eamonn! We could've had that job!"