No you didn't, Mr. Mayor!
(other loose cans nearby!)
Besides, I was up around 5:30, and if I feel hungry in the middle of the
night, it's usually around 3AM (digging in to the other stash of Twinkies,
although for now it's the contents of the 49c box of peppermint Kandy
Kakes that Save-A-Lot lowered just the other day!).