Originally posted by ocdreamr
...Can't get much more fake than fake bacon!
Ditto. Reminds me of a time a few years ago when my daughter asked her mother to buy some bacon when she went to the store. My wife returned with some of those turkey "breakfast strips". My daughter was helping put up the groceries when she found the package. She looked at it, looked at her mother, looked at me, then continued putting the groceries away without a word.
That look said it all, and since my daughter owns my heart, I went out that day and bought some BACON. I think we ended up throwing the "breakfast strips" away after they had been in the fridge for the requisite month or two.
Oh, BTW, NancyPeter, I didn't mean to malign your desire to look after your family's health. Glad you've found something that works for you!