Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs

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Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 1:37 PM
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About ten years ago, I came across the funniest conversation that I have ever heard on the radio. I was stuck in traffic on the way to the airport, and it cheered me up immensely.

The DJs were discussing a news story about how the Wisconsin Cheese Council was planning on doing a series of commercials similar to the California Raisins. They wanted people to call in with their suggestions of songs.

Two of the suggestions that really got me giggling were "Take a Cheddar, Maria" and "Ricotta Get Out of This Place".

Anyone have a topper?
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 1:50 PM
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How about the theme song from "Swiss Cheese Family Robinson?"

Just kidding
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 2:52 PM
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The Big Bopper singing "Chantilsit Lace"
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 3:05 PM
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In ricotta of edam, baby.

(think Deep Purple)
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 3:26 PM
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Lonestar, do you mean the one by Iron Butterfly?
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 3:37 PM
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We Gouda Get Outta This Plate

The Muenster Mash

Rhapsody in Bleu



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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 3:55 PM
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Queso Ra, Sera......whatever will be is Brie.....

and how about the theme song from that old tv show.....
The Roquefort Files?
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 4:07 PM
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Ruby- oooops! shame on me.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 5:20 PM
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"I Only Want To Brie With You" by Dusty Stringcheese.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 8:36 PM
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Bobby Darrin's "Jack the Knife"
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 8:37 PM
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"I'm a Chedder, He's a Chedder,
Wouldn't you like to be a Chedder too??"

Be a Chedder, Eat Dr. Chedder....
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 08/26/03 8:40 PM
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"American Woman" - a rock song sung by a group I don't remember!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 12:57 AM
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"American Woman" -- the Guess Who, and it's recently been covered by Lenny Kravitz.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 3:49 AM
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OK, I can't hold off any longer!

Summer Bries

Teach Your Stilton Well

The Gouda Bad and the Ugly

Not Feta-way

Fight For Your Right to Havarti

You Cheddar You Cheddar You Bet

and my favorite fundraiser: Roquefort Kampuchea
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 4:15 AM
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Bobby Vinton's.."She wore gold Velveeeeeeeeeeeeeta"

Three Coins in the Fontina

The Four Tops: "Raclette........oho oh ohhhhhhhh"

God Bless American

Limburger, Limburger, make me a match, find me some matzoh, and a gfeltefish to catch

Queso..........Quesssssssssooooooooooooo...........Queso come and I wanna some chips too

"Our bags are packed, we're ready to go, the Winnebago is waiting, outside our door. I hope to hell the cooler items stay dryyyyyyy.

For we're leaving, without the cheese plane, Don't know how I'll slice the Brick again. Hold this log of Muenster, while I make a go...."

lalalalalalalalala



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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 3:04 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

OK, I can't hold off any longer!

Summer Bries

Teach Your Stilton Well

The Gouda Bad and the Ugly

Not Feta-way

Fight For Your Right to Havarti

You Cheddar You Cheddar You Bet

and my favorite fundraiser: Roquefort Kampuchea


Elise:

Am I right in thinking that "Fight For Your Right To Havarti" was recorded by the Cheesetie Boys?
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 3:35 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Howard Baratz

quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

OK, I can't hold off any longer!

Summer Bries

Teach Your Stilton Well

The Gouda Bad and the Ugly

Not Feta-way

Fight For Your Right to Havarti

You Cheddar You Cheddar You Bet

and my favorite fundraiser: Roquefort Kampuchea


Elise:

Am I right in thinking that "Fight For Your Right To Havarti" was recorded by the Cheesetie Boys?


Right on!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 5:14 PM
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This is too funny!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 5:45 PM
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From the "ANIMANICS"

Sung by Pinky ( a lab mouse )

To the tune of Semper Fidelis (John Philips Sousa)

If you can't do it in your head, you can download it.
http://kcs.kana.k12.wv.us/herberthoover/new-stuff/animaniacs/cheese_roll_call.html
it is over 2 megs though.




Cheese Roll Call

A world of cheeses
Deliciously made for you and me
Flovors like Provolone and Brie
Each with its own ethnicity
So many cheeses
Are available all around the world for you to eat
Especially good with crackers and meat
A nice yummy treat

Thousands of cheeses
The texture of some can be real gooey
Others are quite firm and chewy
Some are better when mildewy
Bountiful cheeses
When you take a big whiff a few
Will make you want to spew
Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou
A real stinkeroo

It's incredible just how many kinds there are
From countries near and far
it's really quite bizarre
Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small
We proudly present to you
The cheese roll cal


Oh, how I like my cheeses
Cheese from around the world
Cheese is the taste that pleases
Cheese from around the world
(repeat)

Around this great big world
Around this big cheese world
Around this great big world
Around this big - cheese - world!




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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 9:02 PM
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"I Left My Havarti in San Francisco"
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 08/27/03 9:35 PM
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The Cheese Who Shot Liberty Valance? (Sorry; Monty Python reference)
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Thu, 08/28/03 9:51 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ocdreamr

"I Left My Havarti in San Francisco"


As recorded by Tony Rennet?
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Thu, 08/28/03 12:19 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Howard Baratz

quote:
Originally posted by ocdreamr

"I Left My Havarti in San Francisco"


As recorded by Tony Rennet?


Oh STOP. I camembert it.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Thu, 08/28/03 5:45 PM
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Vel-veeta-gain (don't know where, don't know when)
Queso Me Mucho
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Thu, 08/28/03 8:53 PM
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I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Thu, 08/28/03 11:18 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar


Now that I've stopped laughing enough to get off the floor, I will say you won't be alone. I gotta ask, you sat in the back did't you? So you could pass notes without the Nuns catching you.

Karen W. That OCDreamr otherwise known as the original back row sitter!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Thu, 08/28/03 11:28 PM
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People, People who love string cheese, are the luckiest people in the world...

As sung by the one & only Barbra

P.S. this is really getting out of hand
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Fri, 08/29/03 2:19 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ocdreamr

quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar


Now that I've stopped laughing enough to get off the floor, I will say you won't be alone. I gotta ask, you sat in the back did't you? So you could pass notes without the Nuns catching you.

Karen W. That OCDreamr otherwise known as the original back row sitter!


Most of the time I sat in the corner.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Fri, 08/29/03 9:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

quote:
Originally posted by ocdreamr

quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

I'm DEFINITELY going to hell:


Cheeses Christ Superstar


Now that I've stopped laughing enough to get off the floor, I will say you won't be alone. I gotta ask, you sat in the back did't you? So you could pass notes without the Nuns catching you.

Karen W. That OCDreamr otherwise known as the original back row sitter!


Most of the time I sat in the corner.


I hear Ya, In the first grade my desk was in the corner, made it easier that way!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Mon, 09/1/03 5:52 PM
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OK, this is a reach but......

"Macaroni"
(Sung to the tune of "The Macarena")

One maca, two maca, three macaroni.
Four maca, five maca, six macaroni.
Butter and cheese mix and milk and macaroni.
Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaft macaroni.

Thank you. Thank you. CDs and tshirts available in the lobby.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Mon, 09/1/03 6:22 PM
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Maybe you should contact Kraft about your song--it's pretty catchy!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Mon, 09/1/03 7:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by NancyPeter

Maybe you should contact Kraft about your song--it's pretty catchy!


Which Kraft...(as sung by Sinatra, of course)
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Mon, 09/1/03 11:42 PM
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Cheese, Cheese, Mr Postman.....
Please Deliver The Chedda....
The Sooner The Betta.....

Sorry Folks....
I don't know where that came from
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 09/2/03 5:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by BigGlenn

Cheese, Cheese, Mr Postman.....
Please Deliver The Chedda....
The Sooner The Betta.....

Sorry Folks....
I don't know where that came from


Only from the "Total genius lobe" of your brain! That was hilarious!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 09/2/03 5:56 AM
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I'm sorry Don Ho...

Tiny Bay-bels in my wine, make me happy, make me feel fine
Tiny Bay-bels make me warm all over with a feeling I'm gonna love til the end of time
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 09/2/03 5:12 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by EliseT

I'm sorry Don Ho...

Tiny Bay-bels in my wine, make me happy, make me feel fine
Tiny Bay-bels make me warm all over with a feeling I'm gonna love til the end of time


OH MY GOSH.....Don Ho's existence had totally escaped me....
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Mon, 10/12/09 6:27 PM
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How about a real one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTW2m5HwS4

Lest we forget, the whole Cheesehead thing started when a White Sox player who's name escapes me used it as an insult to Milwaukee Brewers Baseball fans in 1987, when the Brewers, having won the first 12 games in a row, played the Sox for the 13th, and won.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Mon, 10/12/09 7:20 PM
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My mind jumped immediately to Leona Anderson, a froggy-voiced old gal who put out the epic album "Music to Suffer By" in 1959. In "Rats In My Room" she soulfully exhorts:
"Cheese - How I'd LOVE to taste some cheese - I could accomplish that with ease - Except my cupboard's always empty and bare - because those dirty little RATS have been there"
But that's not all - there's her torchy "(I Want a) Limburger Lover" - 'to take my breath away'.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Tue, 10/13/09 5:36 AM
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"Gouda been a Cowboy" by Colby Keith

"Green Green Cheese of Home" by Charlie Pride

"(They call me) The Bries" by Lynard Skynard

"Cheese, Cheese Me" by the Beatles

Just a few I thought of "spur of the moment."

Some of these are really funny!!!

Great posts everyone!!!

David O.
<message edited by boyardee65 on Tue, 10/13/09 5:38 AM>
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 10/14/09 7:44 AM
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Well, there's that garage band classic from the '60s:

And her name is
G!
O!
R!
G!
O-o-oo!
G-O-R-G-Onzol-A!
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 10/14/09 12:07 PM
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Of course, for sheep's milk cheeses there's a whole slew of possibilities.

It's ewe in the springtime.
I only have eyes for ewe
Ewe do something to me
All the things ewe are
Ewe make me feel brand new
Ewe. Ewe're the one.
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 10/14/09 1:56 PM
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All these songs would be perfect for a movie soundtrack.

The movie being "East of Edam", of course.

Brad
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RE: Just for fun - Cheese Theme Songs - Wed, 10/14/09 2:15 PM
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I'm just wondering if it took Big Ugly Mich, days weeks, months or years sitting at his computer  to dig up some bizarre obscure thread from 6 years ago, I wouldn't even begin to know how to do it, or to even find something, I'm just completely and utterly amazed and perplexed, sorry for rambling, but I just simply can't get over it.