The worst pizza in America: Augustine's of New Castle, PA - tomato sauce and dry grated parm on thick crust the consistency and flavor of Wonder Bread.
Think I'm lying? Check out http://www.augustinespizza.com/
where they advertise "Italian Pizza with Tomatos and Grated Cheese"!!!
It was truly nasty, but was (slightly) better than nothing at the high school cafeteria back in the '60's. I simply can't believe that they are still in business.
In fact, make some yourself; here's the recipe:
Ingredients- one slice of thick white bread, ketchup, grated parmesian.
Preparation - apply ketchup sparingly to top of bread slice, add grated cheese as though you were dispensing gold on a tight budget. Bake until warm.