"What can we getcha today, sizzlechest?"
"Ahhh, lemme have 18 ounces of the meatball hero, 21 ounces of sicilian, (16 ounces w/sausage and 5 ounces w/ mushroom)....and I'll take a 6 ounce salad on the side."
"Ya want anything to drink with that?"
"Oh yeah....gimme a 22 ounce Coke...just a little ice."
"You want that meatball with cheese?"
"Yeah, parmigiana.....about 1/16th of a pound,please"
"Okay, comin' right up"
Yeah, and this place is really good, too, because they give me like 3 ounces of sausage on each slice, well, that's on a 14 ounce slice...the 5 ounce slices had more like 1 and 1/2 ounces....anyway,
this place......."What kind of dressing you want on that salad"
"Ahhh, I think I'll have 2 1/4 ounces of the Italian this time around...thanks"
"Alright...that'll be $23.85...hey, you come back in on Thursday and we'll be havin'
a special......134 pieces of spaghetti for $3.95.....and that includes like 4 1/2 ounces of meatsauce and a 1/6 pound meatball."
"Hey, sounds like a great deal....I'll see ya then!"
"Alright there bro, you have a good night.."
"Thanks...you too"
Yeah, that's a great idea.....why didn't we Americans invent it?