RE: My original Lawyer Joke
What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?...the spelling.
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?... His lips are moving.
Why can't the Irishman be a lawyer? ...He has trouble passing the bar.
Lawyers are not dogs, they are better than dogs! please, Dogs never actually catch the ambulance.
How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he turns over and lies on the other side.
What do you call a smiling, courteous and sober person at a bar association convention?...The caterer.
How do you can tell if someone is a good lawyer or bad lawyer? The bad lawyer's case will drag on for years and years, the good lawyer's case will last longer.