Ohio's liquor laws are awesome. I actually used one of them in an argument to beat a traffic ticket (failure to use a turn signal) based on ambiguity in the law by citing scenarios where ambiguous laws would be dangerous when taken at face value... but that's another story.
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A LAWYER. I refer you to ORC 4301:1, Section D4... In brief:
Illegal to sell beer dressed as Santa Claus... legal to give away free beer dressed as Santa Claus.... illegal to state a detrimental opinion about another brand if giving away free beer while dressed as Santa Claus Law. However, it is completely legal to have a label on your beer that shows Santa Claus selling beer with a speech bubble coming off that says how Santa likes to get sloshed on Miller Genuine Draft, and not Budweiser, because Budweiser tastes like sewer water.
Oh, and it's stated in 4301:1 that this Section also applies to dogs.
Of course, if you commit an offense under 4301:1... according to ORC 2331.12 it's apparently ILLEGAL for an officer to ARREST YOU FOR IT so long as it's a Sunday...
Days on which arrests cannot be made. 2331.12 Days on which arrests may not be made.
No person shall be arrested during a sitting of the senate or house of representatives, within the hall where such session is being held, or in any court of justice during the sitting of such court, or on Sunday or on the fourth day of July.
Effective Date: 10-01-1953
Also, if you wish to violate 4301:1 you could also do it while you're walking down the street en route to jury duty.... or while you're on your way to church under ORC 2331:11. Wouldn't that be great? A catholic, Budweiser-dispensing Santa Claus that hates Michelob and tells the world about it... while on his way to daily mass?
Immunity from arrest 2331.11 Privilege from arrest.
(A) The following persons are privileged from arrest:
(1) Members, the chief administrative officer of the house of representatives, the clerk of the house of representatives, clerks, sergeants at arms, and staff of the senate and house of representatives, during the sessions of the general assembly, and while traveling to and from such sessions;
(2) Electors, while going to, returning from, or in attendance at elections;
(3) Judges of the courts, while attending court, and also during the time necessarily employed in going to, holding, and returning from the court that it is their duty to attend;
(4) Attorneys, bailiffs, clerks of courts, sheriffs, coroners, constables, plaintiffs, defendants, jurors, and witnesses, and other officers or employees of the court, while going to, attending, or returning from court;
(5) Persons who, on their traditional day of worship, are within, going to, or returning from their place of worship, are worshipping at a service, or are going to or returning from a service.
(B) Whoever arrests a person in violation of division (A) of this section shall pay one hundred dollars, to be recovered by civil action, in the name and for the use of the person injured.
Effective Date: 03-09-1999
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