Women's T-Shirt Sayings!

* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.
* Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares?
* I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
* Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
* I hate everybody, and you're next.
* Please don't make me kill you.
* And your point is ...
* I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
* I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
* You KNOW you want me.
* Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
* Of course I don't look busy. . I did it right the first time.
* Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
* I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
* Do NOT start with me. You won't win.
* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
* All stressed out and no one to choke.
* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
* If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
* Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
* Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
* Objects Under This Shirt ARE Larger Than They Appear.

Those are great. Some years back I saw a small-chested woman wearing a T-shirt that said "Itty-bitty t*tt*es need lovin' too!"  No comment....

Some real good ones in there! Including a bunch I had'nt heard yet. I like that one "I'm multi talented. I can talk and annoy at the same time!".
and also "I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people"....
 
 

My wife's favorite:

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those that understand binary, and those that don't."

If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.
Don’t make me Striptease.
Life was better when we didn’t know what the government was up to.
I’m like a SUPERHERO only without the powers.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
I’m not a pessimist. I’m an optimist with experience.
Whatever it is, I didn’t do it…unless you like it.
Let’s hope intelligent life exists in space. I’m so lonely here.
Careful or you’ll end up in my novel
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Empty Promises, Calculated Betrayal, Sociopathic Greed. Just Another Monday.
My kids rob me blind and then make me the getaway driver
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life.

 I always made a point out of staying away from the woman wearing the "Mustache Rider" shirt.

Hmmmm.... [stroking mustache]

Retirement -

Twice as much husband

Half as much money

When my deceased wife would get mad at me, she wore a T shirt that read"  A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"
 
Bless her heart because at times she was correct. 
 
Paul E. Smith
knoxville, TN

 Ha Ha!