If this isn't kitchy I don't know what is: Just in from our fine friends over at Kraft Foods, this marvelous holiday recipe:
CHOCOLATE VELVEETA FUDGE
And no, I'm not making this up cuz they listed the recipe and here it is:
3/4 # VELVEETA Pasturized Cheese Product
1 C butter
6 sq. Baker's Unsweetened Chocolate
2T lt. corn syrup
2 16 oz. pkg. powdered sugar
1-1/2 C chopped pecans
1 t. vanilla
Microwave first 4 ings. on High for 3 mins. Add to sugar and beat with electric mixer, add pecans and vanilla. Pour into 13x9 greased pan. Refrigerate. Makes 96 1" squares.
I think clothier should make up a batch and invite 96 of us to his place to taste.