Some of the funny ones:
"I would love to get a job at your restaurant just to break as many of your rules as I could before I got fired and caused a scene on the way out. This would include telling many customers that they were my favorite to touch inappropriately and giving specials with no prices."— Joe Ricchio
"So very grateful for this useful little list. Yes, at the end of Rome, they argued over points of order and bits of manners. I find the entire list comic, surely it’s Swiftian humor? Please admit it! A joke, right? About distraction, about what we think matters, in a world gone made…? Is he a conceptual artist, dealing with our innate shallowness? No? It’s not a joke? Oh dear. The world is out of joint, we know that. Pardon me, if I rain on the parade, and find this entire business of codes for waiters deeply, deeply sad. And fatally smug." — Rollo Baskin
"Good luck staffing your new restaurant. With humans." — Cate Sullivan
"Mr. Buschel obviously wants to provide gracious, civilized service, something I haven’t run into since I was in France. To all you people who go to restaurants to interact with the staff: Denny’s is open all night." — SleepsWithCats
"Here is my list: Things That Are Very Easy 1. Making a list of of stuff that works in some situations and not others. 2. Running a restaurant into the ground. 3. Hiring teenagers that don’t care about your list. 4. Getting self-important people to agree with you if you tell them that everything in life should go their way." — Spence