What's you favorite food related quote?

Here's a few of mine:

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."  - Unknown

"Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. " - Jason Love

"Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today.  That way, at least you'll get one thing done. " - Unknown

"There are two kinds of people in the world:  those who love chocolate, and communists." - Leslie Moak Murray

"Mangiare Zitto" (Eat & Shut-Up) - My Mother

"Let them eat cake"  -  Jean-Jacques Rousseau
                   ( make that "pie" if you're buffetbuster )

I majored in Lit in college.

Chocolit.

-Moi

OK, let's eat.

Old man...you give those dogs another piece of my food I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead. (Rose) Olympia Dukakis
 
Extra points for a movie quote?
 
Holy cats. I forgot quotation marks. Oh well that drives some people crazy so extra points for that.

Grace:  "Jesus is neat, let's eat."

"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters"

"Leave the gun.  Take the cannoli."

  CC, " You'll eat it rare, you need to feed your blood. "  

Order the bleepin' chicken wings if you want them. We can just talk for the rest of the evening. Unknown ---> 

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well!" - Viginia Woolf

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"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well!" - Viginia Woolf

That's a great one.

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" - Unknown

"Life is short, eat dessert first." - Sue Ellen Cooper

“Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.” - Alfred Hitchcock

"You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no !#$%^& teeth!" - Tucker McElroy

"Whats grits ?" 
My Cousin Vinny 

"Peel me a grape."
Mae West

"A loaf of bread, a piece of cheese, an onion, a little wine, voila."
Sahara (starring H. Bogart)

"Remove that olive, it takes up too much space."
W C Fields or someone else.

CCinNJ


Old man...you give those dogs another piece of my food I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead. (Rose) Olympia Dukakis 
 

 
 
Moonstruck - I didn't even have to look that up. Although it's a chick flick, it's one of my, "I can watch this anytime" movies. There's a ton of classic lines that my friends and I still kick around in conversation.
"snap out of it"
"what's the matter with you? You're life's going down the toilet! "
"I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else"
"Don't go on any long trips."
"It costs money because it saves money."
"la bella luna!"
 
ok, now for my favorite food quote:
 
" 'C' is for Cookie, and Cookie is for me" ~Cookie Monster 

What was the shopping list on Sesame Street?
 
Now don't forget a loaf of bread a container of milk and a stick of butter. If you can't remember I can write it down for you.
 
I remembered!!

Everytime I hear that dirty word "exercise" I wash out my mouth with chocolate. (From a cocktail napkin at a friend's house)

"Ham and eggs; a day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." - Unknown

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people" - Orson Welles

"Watermelon—it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." - Enrico Caruso

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." - Steven Wright

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?" - Jo Brand

...... I want you to hold it between your knees - Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces 

Eternity is a ham and two people -  Dorothy Parker

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"Leave the gun.  Take the cannoli."

 
The deluxe edition of The Godfather which includes deleted scenes features the previously
unseen sequence before that legendary quote when Clemenza leaves his home, has lunch at his favorite restaurant and bakery where he buys the cannoli. The actor portraying Peter Clemenza-Richard Castellano ad libbed the "leave the cannoli" line which has endured as one of the all time great lines of the Godfather series chock full of great quotes, many of which are now part of everyday lexicon
 
 

"Some persons live to eat while others eat to live."
 
In one of his numerous "heart attack"  scenes, Fred G. Sanford who made many references to his favorite hamburger stand, the original Fat Burger (years before they were a chain and then franchise) "I'm comin to join ya Elizabeth-with a Fat Burger bag in my hand"
 
J. Wellington Wimpy: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Like Michael Hoffman, but as an homage to one of my favorite writers:

"Alice, let's eat."

Saying Grace- "Praise the Lord and pass the Mashed Potatoes"

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" - Ben Franklin

"If it ain't fried, it ain't food" I say that

'Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.' -- Alec Baldwin in 'Outside Providence'

 
" Don't give me the waf'--Just give me the veg' "
Mildred Pierce

 
Anyone Remember Spike Jones' "Yes, we have no Bananas"????
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6JkceQ9FU

There is nothing under the sun better for man than to eat, drink and be merry.Go, therefore, eat your bread with joy and drink your wine with cheer.
Ecclesiasties 8:15

Woody Allen in Deconstructing Harry speaking with a prostitute:

Woody: "Doesn't your work get you down?"

Prostitute: "It's okay. Beats the hell out of waitressing."

Woody: "It's funny. Every hooker I meet says it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's got to be the worst job in the world."

"Feed meeeee!!!" - Audrey the man-eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors  ( the original, not the crappy remake. ) 

"Nur noch ein kleines Pfefferminzchen!" (Monty Phyton...)

And this one...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am5wJEGJ-sY

Marty Feldman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Feldman



R.I.P. Marty, we all miss you very much...


Michel

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.


Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

"Care for a rat?"

- Basil Fawlty

Series 2 Episode 6 -  "Basil the Rat"

... and most of the script from Captain Cook episode of "Blackadder Goes Forth".

"He put Basil in the rattatouille???"

Manuel, also from Basil the Rat

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

--
Hannibal Lecter

Extreme Glow

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

This is hilarious! That has got to be one of the best all-time quotes.