Re:Fortune Cookie and Sayings
mbrookes - My friends and I always add "....in bed!" to the end of each fortune. Similar.
My typical practice is to smash the cookie with my fist, while still in the bag, and pick the fortune out. I don't like the taste of fortune cookies, not even the chocolate ones.
The funniest one that I've ever seen was in college. A few friends and I went to a Chinese Buffet. One of their fortunes said, "You are the only flower in the wilderness of life." Needless to say, we mocked him about that one for awhile.