Mr. Hoffman, his cheeseburger sub seems no different than a double cheeseburger horizontal instead of vertical. You've never had a double cheeseburger at Gahanna Grill, have you? Same thing, only horizontal.
While there is nothing forcing you to do so, please understand that I have nothing against Chewingthefat. I just do not like the idea of a hamburger or cheeseburger sub. It seems wrong to me, as does the idea of a turkey sub or a tuna sub, or even a bacon, lettuce and tomato sub. That's my quirk. It's that simple.
Now, as to your question about a double cheeseburger at the Gahanna Grill. The answer is no, of course I've not had a double cheeseburger at the Gahanna Grill. That would be a full pound of meat, and I can barely finish a standard burger at the Grill.
About jabs. Chewingthefat and I have been jabbing at each other for a very long time, with mutual respect.