What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking?

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Foodbme
Porterhouse
2012/07/23 16:24:03
I drink milk out of the jug!
I eat Ice Cream out of the Gallon Container!
And I eat Peanut Butter out of the jar with a spoon!" />
What do you do????
 
mar52
Sirloin
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/07/23 16:48:09
I am you except for the milk.
Michael Hoffman
Double-chop Porterhouse
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/07/23 16:55:04
Peanut butter -- spoon/knife
Milk -- jug
Fried egg sandwiches -- over sink.
felix4067
Filet Mignon
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/07/23 17:18:19
Shoot...I do all of that when someone IS looking! But then, we have separate milk and peanut butter since we both like different kinds, and I'm the only one allowed to eat ice cream.
 
The only one I have to do when no one is looking is getting olives or pickles out of the jar with my fingers instead of a spoon or fork.
Big Kahuna Kooks
Cheeseburger
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/07/30 15:51:16
Krispy Creme donut dunked in Jello Vanilla pudding. Put speed dialer on 911
BelleReve
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/03 12:43:11
I do the milk and ice cram out of their containers too. 
 
A spoonful of hot fudge ice cream topping when I get a sweet craving.
 
Leftover cooked spaghetti swished around in leftover (cold) meat sauce or chicken cacciatore.  It's delicious cold, but I wouldn't serve anyone after digging though it like that.  
kland01s
Filet Mignon
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/03 12:59:01
Mostly I'm on my own too, anything anyway is fair game. My partner is a vegetarian and eats super healthy so I have chunks of meat and chips and such stashed here and there! She's kind though and buys me these things.
Buddy Dek
Cheeseburger
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/05 16:29:37
I love most  cakes and bakery buns. It comes down to an "overwhelming impulse to quickly ingest donuts and especially all types and flavors of jelly donuts . Diet VS Donuts , I lose because I just can't say "No!"                                                        Buddy
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/05 16:45:15
If there is a good sauce or gravy on left on my plate, I lick it!
CCinNJ
Sirloin
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/05 19:20:51
I grew up with so many people in one house....doing all these things. I'd go to the basement to get away from them and my brother would be eating frozen pizza straight out of the box.

So now...it's proper order at all times. Until they visit. Then it's open bar.
bosco lover
Cheeseburger
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 10:32:51
pickle juice from the jar (when the pickles are all gone)
 
sour cream on spoon
kland01s
Filet Mignon
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 13:43:53
Oh, I love pickle juice! Olive juice too!
mar52
Sirloin
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 14:08:51
Whipped cream sprayed in to my mouth while standing in front of the open refrigerator.
 
Anyone suck Hershey's chocolate syrup right out of the squeeze bottle?
ScreamingChicken
Filet Mignon
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 14:15:55
mar52

Anyone suck Hershey's chocolate syrup right out of the squeeze bottle?
That's just wrong.
 
Everyone knows the right way is to pour it from the can directly into the mouth!
mar52
Sirloin
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 14:51:31
Try the squeeze bottle, Brad.  It comes with a suckie nipple already attached.
felix4067
Filet Mignon
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 15:11:27
I JUST did the Hershey's syrup thing not 15 minutes ago! Squeeze bottle is better, because you don't actually have to put your mouth on it.
mar52
Sirloin
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/21 16:11:57
It's quite satisfying, isn't it?
 
Better than prescription mood elevators.
fishtaco
Double Cheeseburger
Re:What & How Do You Eat When Nobody's Looking? 2012/08/22 14:30:51
I eat what I want, when I want and how I want.. I don't really care if anyone is looking. In
my own house of course.