Ex Mrs. Metro #1: a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Turned alkie on me; I got the house and the kids).
Ex Mrs. Metro #2: a bipolar saltena. (A spicy Bolivian who had her violent "ups & downs").
Ex Mrs. Mtro #3: The turkey in "Christmas Vacation
". (HUGE mistake; I was sadly focused only on appearances; exploding "trophy wife"; YIKES!)
The present Mrs. Metro: Dinner at Restaurant Jules Verne
. (Excellent, cultured, with a great view!)
And BTW: None of my ex'es lives in Texas!
post edited by MetroplexJim - 2012/10/06 11:13:30