I've been dying to go to Killer Cafe a breakfast/lunch spin-off of Killer Shrimp. I already knew what I wanted and there it was on the top of the menu. I didn't need to read any further.
I wanted the breakfast burrito. It's made with scrambled eggs and killer shrimp.
I ask the waitress if there's any cilantro, beans or rice in it. "No, just cheese."
Perfect! I order it. It arrives and it looks great... except for the green stuff poking out. You guessed it... cilantro. I don't take a bite. When she gets closer I tell her that I cannot eat it. I don't normally send back food, but I just could not eat it.
She pokes at it! Oh... it's in the Pico de Gallo. I tell her again that there's no way I can eat it.
She apologizes, says it's not a problem and gets me another without the cilantro. Not a problem until I start eating it.
HUH??? Where are the shrimp? I pull it apart and it's egg, underdone bacon, avocado and cheese. I tell my friend, Nancy that it's wrong again. She said... no, that's what you ordered... the breakfast burrito.
What I wanted was the Killer Shrimp Breakfast Burrito, not the Breakfast Burrito.
It was my fault! I picked at it leaving a pile or raw bacon on my plate.
When the waitress comes by she asks what the problem was. I told her and suggested that if anyone else orders a breakfast burrito.... Ask them if they want shrimp or bacon. If I see what I want on the top of the menu, I'm not reading the rest of it. I didn't know that there were two breakfast burritos.
I told her that it was my fault. She said, no.. she should have known there were two breakfast burritos and she should have asked.
She took it off the bill.
I left her a 50% tip.
I still want my Killer Shrimp Breakfast Burrito!
PS... That brick on the side is extra crispy hash browns.