Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks

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2012/11/16 14:06:27 (permalink)

Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks

I recently worked as a stagiaire at a catering kitchen set up for the jet flyers crowding into Austin for the Formula One event. I was considering utilizing the space as a commissary for the next round of Scrumptious Chef pop ups and wanted to get the lay of the land before shelling out the dough on a rental.

My goal was to figure out what appliances worked, what didn't and see if the space was functional for some high level cooking that's the hallmark of our operation.

It was like a sad country song.

The space was decent; rugged but clean with a full range of appliances that had seen better days but were still "working."

That was the good part. The bad part was depressing to the point of agony inducing. I set up my station and began washing some vegetables. "No time for that!" The kitchen manager ran over and asked what I was doing. "I'm cleaning these vegetables so I can process them" "We don't clean 'em, we just chop 'em!"

I looked over at a stack of Sysco boxes and grimaced, trying to imagine eating eating produce that hadn't had at least a cursory bath. I finished washing the peppers and carrots and started meticulously cutting them. "What are you doing?!" "Prepping" my response. The man grabbed a pepper and started bludgeoning it like a Kodiak bear that had managed to nab a slower than average rabbit. "This is how we do it!" he hollered, flipping the tattered remains of the poor vegetable onto a pile of pasta.

I could feel my soul starting to dissolve. I've worked with hacks in plenty kitchens. Guys who might as well be chopping weeds in a tobacco patch. They typically eat microwave burritos, don't taste their food as they go and even if they do, don't know how to critique their own work so they'll improve.

I gathered up my things. "Good luck man" I offered as I walked toward the door.

My grandmother used to say "water seeks its own level" and I totally believe it. If you work with hacks it won't be long before you'll start working like a hack. Even if it's a few hours out of one day. As a cook you develop a philosophy for your food. If you aren't willing to wash a chile before you eat it, then take the time to meticulously slice it for your dish you might as well be changing tires in a Jiffy Lube.
 
If I'm going to serve chili for a crowd on a Sunday then I'll start getting ready on Wednesday. Good food takes time, energy, effort and love. If you're not putting all those things in your food then why bother being in the food industry?
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    kland01s
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/16 15:02:33 (permalink)
    I am kind of speechless but maybe more naive? And this manager's food is supposed to be good? Good for you to walk out and be true to your principles!
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/16 15:15:08 (permalink)
    Fortunately I always was the chef in the kitchens where I worked and did not have to deal with someone telling me to slap and bang it out but I know there are plenty of folks out there that do just that.  But I have had to correct lots of bad habits with my cooks.  They can go do that in someone else's kitchen but never in mine.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/16 19:15:59 (permalink)
    We can testify to the quality of Lisa's skills as a Master of her trade.
    Two seafood dishes from her kitchen during out Alaska visit a few years back.
     
     
     
    It is no wonder that M H has undergone that "MIRACLE CONVERSION"...He is eating like a KING every day !
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/16 20:12:29 (permalink)
    Thank you for the compliments, Al.  I do take cooking very seriously.  But I had not seen any "MIRACLE CONVERSION" creeping up on MH.  And yes, he does eat like a KING almost every day!  Well, for better or worse, he's much LESS of a curmudgeon than before.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/16 23:42:43 (permalink)
    Michael needs to be reclassified, from curmudgeon to eccentric.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 01:15:10 (permalink)
    I've been blessed.
     
    I've worked as a cook in a lot of different environments but I've only worked with a couple cooks, whom I would call hacks; guys who regarded food as a paycheck, little else. Most folks I've worked with lived food. Talked about it, ate it, daydreamed about it. Basically it gave shape and substance to their lives. After all, what's more important? You can't live without it so why not treat as what it is: important and life giving.
     
    When you buy a jug of dressing from Sysco, flail away at a few innocent peppers, slop everything into a bus tub and call it a day; what have you done? You've diminished the art of food.
     
    Leaving the commissary I was sad but I was also angry. I abhor cooks that don't consider the craft of the job when they walk into the kitchen. Sure, earn a living, pay your bills...that's great but there's a bigger picture here. What you create is going into people's bellies. They've TRUSTED  you. I can't think of a more sacred pact than the one between eater and feeder.
     
    In retrospect I should've grabbed the mgr and boxed his jaws for him and made him think about the path he's walking down. I take my work extremely seriously. When I see cooks act flippantly toward the people they're feeding it pisses me off.
     
    Putting the soapbox up. I'm sure I'll clamber back on it tomorrow.
    post edited by scrumptiouschef - 2012/11/17 01:16:33
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    Michael Hoffman
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 11:51:47 (permalink)
    Poverty Pete

    Michael needs to be reclassified, from curmudgeon to eccentric.

    Nah. I've always been eccentric. But I'm still a curmudgeonly old man.
     
    And if you guys think I eat like a king, tonight it's leftovers. Granted, it's leftover eggplant parmagiana and leftover braciole (YUM!), but it's still leftovers.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 16:27:10 (permalink)
    MH failed to mention that I made potato leek soup for lunch.  So the poor eccentric curmudgeon had better NOT complain about those lovely leftovers tonight!!!!!!!
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 16:46:08 (permalink)
    The king used to eat mutton chops, oysters and peacock tongues.  I think Hoffman has him beat right out of the gate.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 16:59:27 (permalink)
    Poverty Pete

    The king used to eat mutton chops, oysters and peacock tongues.  I think Hoffman has him beat right out of the gate.

    How true!!! 

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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 17:10:26 (permalink)
    As it happens I love peacock tongues, although I prefer the tongues of peahens, and I adore dove and pigeon tongues.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 17:23:07 (permalink)
    Some people, Chefs, simply don't know any better. maybe I should use the term, Cooks instead of Chefs. In the going on 11 years here, I have found 2 maybe 3 who cared and did my menue's EXACTLY how I want it done. Men and Women that have resumes with top notch restaurants, for long periods of time, are hopeless flops, can't do a damn thing right. When I find one I pay them real well, my lead cook, James, has been with me about 8 years, I pay him right around $65,000 a yr., he's worth it to me, he has a passion for serving up perfect as can be food from my place, don't know what I'd do without him...go back to 110 hr. work weeks like I did when I first opened, no, I don't think I could take it. It would be panic button time, but it would all work out!
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/17 17:47:44 (permalink)
    I'm staying Monday night in Hagerstown., en route to Macy's How far it that from your restaurant? 
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/18 14:18:48 (permalink)
    scrumptiouschef, what great posts you have here!  Very well told, and very well taken.  I was glad to read them, thanks!
     
    I've seen, so many times, some chopped up and chewed up pieces of vegetable something-or-other in a dish that were obviously done in a food processor, torn all to shreds, as opposed to the clean cutting that someone with some good knife skills could do.  And, of course, the resulting differences in texture and taste.  And presentation too.
     
    Some folks around here don't seem to think twice about that.  But the difference is so right there...I don't know why....
    ...around here, I meant where I live, in Blandland, not the Roadfood folks.
     
    post edited by easydoesit - 2012/11/18 14:26:54
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/18 14:36:21 (permalink)
    I agree Easy, too bad it got highjacked.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2012/11/18 17:15:11 (permalink)
    Poverty Pete

    I'm staying Monday night in Hagerstown., en route to Macy's How far it that from your restaurant? 

    If you take Rt. 77 to 15N, about 1/2 hr. 70E to 15N 1 hr.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2013/04/14 20:02:55 (permalink)
    Been off the board  for awhile..... CONGRATULATIONS Lee & Michael!
     
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2013/04/15 20:03:01 (permalink)
    mayor al

    We can testify to the quality of Lisa's skills as a Master of her trade.
    Two seafood dishes from her kitchen during out Alaska visit a few years back.



    It is no wonder that M H has undergone that "MIRACLE CONVERSION"...He is eating like a KING every day !

    OMG!  Those dishes remind me of my days back in D.C. living large off the taxpayers at Duke's, Mel's, & Morton's.  As today is April 15 I'd like belatedly to thank y'all for your generous subsidies.
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    Re:Slap It Out Bang It Out And Call It A Day: "Cooks" That Aren't Cooks 2013/04/16 01:10:06 (permalink)
    scrumptiouschef
      Good food takes time, energy, effort and love. If you're not putting all those things in your food then why bother being in the food industry?

     
    Very well said.
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