I thought everyone might enjoy food jokes and food funny stories and after reading about chestnuts and hickory nuts here is one that usually gets a good laugh but you must say the last quotations outloud, even if you are alone.
A doctor used to stop in at a local bar on the way home from work because they served his favorite drink, hickory flavored daiquiries. As a regular he got to know the bartender, Dick, and they always had a conversation while the Doc enjoyed his drink. The Doc stopped in one day and ordered his usual. Dick, the bartender, stared to make the drink but realized he was out of hickory nuts but he had some chestnuts and made the substitution and served it to the doctor. The doctor immediately tasted the substitution and said, "Is this a hickory daquiri, Dick?"
"No it's a chestnut daquiri, Doc.