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CajunKing
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Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Sat, 04/20/13 7:28 PM
"Chili today, HOT Tamale"
Fireman/Paramedic Roy DeSoto
Emergency!
 
"Leave the Gun... Take the canoli"
"Fat" Clemenza
The God Father
 
"I'll have what she is having"
Estelle Reiner
When Harry Met Sally
 
What is your favorite?

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Sat, 04/20/13 8:31 PM
Bobby: I’d like a plain omelet, no potatoes – tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and toast.
Waitress: No substitutions.
Bobby: What do you mean, you don’t have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what’s on the menu. You can have a #2 – a plain omelet, comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Bobby: Yeah, I know what it comes with, but it’s not what I want.
Waitress: I’ll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I’d like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have any side orders of toast. I can bring you an english muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Bobby: You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
Bobby: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce and a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
 
Jack Nicholson as Bobby Dupea
Lorna Thayer As the waitress
 
Five Easy Pieces
 
 

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Sat, 04/20/13 8:37 PM
Stanley Tucci as Secondo in Big Night:
Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Sat, 04/20/13 10:59 PM
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner. "
Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing
 
"You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind
 
"I can't think about that right now.  If I do, I'll go crazy.  I'll think about that tomorrow."
Vivian Leigh, Gone With The Wind

"Float.  Just float." 
Holly Hunter, Home for the Holidays 
 
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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Sun, 04/21/13 12:57 AM
Dirty Harry, of course......
"God this stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!"

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Mon, 04/22/13 4:03 PM
“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
 
James Patterson - The Angel Experiment
 
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
 
“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
 
 “Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
 
 “Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonalds? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria's mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head? I know what I want. I want it all. I want to try everything once.”
 
“The secret of good cooking is, first, having a love of it… If you’re convinced that cooking is drudgery, you’re never going to be good at it, and you might as well warm up something frozen.”

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Mon, 04/22/13 9:21 PM
Context required:
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" - geeky Willow is feeling low, seeing herself as a boring doormat. She's boldly contemplating eating a banana before lunchtime. Her two best friends show up and inadvertently make her feel worse. She angrily declares her potential for boldness:  "Maybe I'll change my look. Or cut class. You don't know!...And I'm eating this banana, lunchtime be damned!"


"Bob's Burgers" - the kids are going out for Halloween without their parents for the first time. Son Gene excitedly declares "We're born alone, we die alone, and in between we trick-or-treat alone!"


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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Mon, 04/22/13 11:32 PM
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!


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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/23/13 1:57 AM
Haha, Food - That's Animal House, isn't it?  The SF Giants made a commercial using that same scene, but with the team members speaking the lines.  It's crazy.
 
Cajun - I love the popcorn one, the pie one, and the candy bar.  Great stuff!  Those weren't all from that book, were they?

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/23/13 9:16 AM
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs.

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/23/13 4:49 PM
PB - OHHHHH I forgot that one. Gives me shivers each time.
 
L2B - No just the popcorn quote is from the book, I will add the authors soon
 
 

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/23/13 5:22 PM
The scene near the beginning of the movie, Pulp Fiction, when Samuel L. Jackson, and John Travolta, bust in on the young guys who stole drugs. The guys are eating Cheeseburgers, Big Kahuna Burgers, Jackson asks for a bite, "that's a might tasty burger"...etc, too long to type, but you know the scene. The young guys KNEW they were going to die, and Jackson is going on about tasty burgers and a Sprite, knowing he was about to shoot them!

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/23/13 8:01 PM
pulp fiction has several good "food" lines in it.

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/23/13 10:46 PM
Michael Hoffman


Stanley Tucci as Secondo in Big Night:
Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.

 
Love this movie!

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Wed, 04/24/13 9:02 AM
Tony Bad


Michael Hoffman


Stanley Tucci as Secondo in Big Night:
Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.


Love this movie!

It's one of my favorites. My favorite scene is the eggs in the kitchen.


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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Sun, 04/28/13 3:49 PM
Oddball: Hi, man.
Big Joe: What are you doing?
Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.
Big Joe: What's happening???
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.
Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] Oh man, I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.
Big Joe: Christ!
Oddball: Definitely an antisocial type.
Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.
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Oddball (to Don Rickles character, Crapgame): To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.
 
 
(from Kelly's Heroes) 
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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Mon, 04/29/13 7:07 PM
"The Emperor's New Groove" - Villainess Yzma's not-very-bright, not-very-evil henchman Kronk finds himself alone in a restaurant kitchen:
Waitress: (Poking head in) Ordering. Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
Kronk: (long pause)...Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.
 
Late in the movie, Yzma angrily chews him out, and in a moment that shifts his allegiance, concludes "And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs! NEVER!" ("That's it - she's going down.")

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Mon, 04/29/13 7:21 PM
Not technically a movie/TV show.but as seen on TV:
 
"Mama mia...that was one speecy-spicy meatball!"
 
and the infamous
"I can't believe I ate the Whole Thing!"
 
Alka seltzer

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/30/13 5:13 PM
From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
 
 Maitre D: ... moules marinieres, pate de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs  Benedictine, tart de poireaux - that's leek tart - frogs' legs
amandine or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd - c'est a dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms, it's very delicate, very subtle...
 
 Mr Creosote: I'll have the lot.
 
 Maitre D: A wise choice, monsieur! And now, how would you like it
  served? All mixed up in a bucket?
 
 Mr Creosote: Yes. With the eggs on top.
 
 Maitre D: But of course, avec les oeufs frites.
 
 Mr Creosote: And don't skimp on the pate.
 
 Maitre D: Oh monsieur I can assure you, just because it is mixed up
  with all the other things we would not dream of giving you
  less than the full amount. In fact I will personally make sure
  you have a *double* helping. Maintenant quelque chose a 
  boire - something to drink, monsieur?
 
 Mr Creosote: Yeah, six bottles of Chateau Latour '45 and a double
  Jeroboam of champagne.
 
 Maitre D: Bon, and the usual brown ales...?
 
 Mr Creosote: Yeah... No wait a minute... I think I can only manage
  six crates today.
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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/30/13 7:08 PM
And how did that continue?
Waiter: Ohh, I hope monsieur did not overdo it last night!
Mr. Creosote: SHUT UP!
 
I liked their 'Church Police' sketch with a couple at the dinner table:
He: What's for afters?
She: Well, there's rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, and strawberry tart.
He: Strawberry tart?!
She: Well, it's got some rat in it...
He: How much?
She: ...Three. Rather a lot, really.

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Re:Favorite TV or Movie Food Related Quote - Tue, 04/30/13 7:15 PM
Another "Buffy" favorite - the gang is in a library research session on how to stop an imminent apocalypse, a box of doughnuts on the table - librarian/watcher Giles is saying:
Giles: ...all I know is, the fate of the world may very well depend on (looks down)...did you eat all the jellies?
Buffy (guiltily): Did you want a jelly?
Giles: I always have a jelly! I'm the one who always says 'Let's have some jellies in the mix'!
Willow: We're sorry! ...Buffy had three!