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tmiles
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Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 08/5/13 5:00 PM
I looked to find and older thread, but didn't.....
I saw today:
"It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village"
 
"Athletes shouldn't use steroids"   next to it: "Models shouldn't use photoshop"

MetroplexJim
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 08/5/13 5:36 PM
From the Fall of 2012: 
 
"Detroit's Back and Al-Qaeda is on the Run"!

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 08/5/13 5:52 PM
"My handgun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile"

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 08/5/13 6:46 PM
"Homer Alaska:  A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem."

Michael Hoffman
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 08/5/13 6:50 PM
From back when Woody Hayes coached Ohio State, on a car with Michigan plates:
 
Woody Is A Pecker

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 08/7/13 10:27 PM
Lawyer on Board

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 08/7/13 11:09 PM
Keep Honking - I'm Reloading

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/8/13 3:30 AM
Visualize Whirled Peas

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/8/13 6:39 AM
Visualize Using a Directional Signal

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/8/13 8:06 AM
Keep taligating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/8/13 12:09 PM
Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/8/13 1:43 PM
Don't Drink and Park:  Accidents Cause People!

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/8/13 2:16 PM
ann peeples


Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
I saw
 
Weiner/Holder 2014


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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Fri, 08/9/13 10:34 AM
Saw one the other day, on one side was a drawing of a happy, smiling pooch, and on the other side it said:  Hi!  My name is No-No-Bad-Dog, what's yours?

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Fri, 08/9/13 8:20 PM
Not a bumper sticker, but the other day I saw a good looking blonde in a beautiful BMW convertible driving down the road and the license plate read:  WAS HIS
Only in Texas I guess!

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sat, 08/10/13 2:31 AM
McCain and MILF 2008

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sat, 08/10/13 4:01 PM
"LOST YOUR CAT... Look Under My Tires!"
"My Day is Not Complete Until I Terrify a Total Stranger"
"Im Not a Stalker, Im just Curious"
"I Get Along With God Fine... It's His Fan clubs I Cant Stand"
"Dislexics are Teople Poo"
"What Part of Europe Are you From?
The Part Whose Ass We Saved or
The Part Whose Ass We Kicked?"
"I Brake For Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs"
"Fat People Don't Go Skinny Dippy... We Go Chunky Dunking"
"Where Are We Going??? And Why Am I In This Handbasket??"
"I Dont Suffer From Insanity... Im Loving Every Minute Of It"
 
 
on the back of my friends H3
 
"My Carbon Footprint is BIGGER than yours"

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 08/12/13 8:54 AM
saw one on a old truck that had the (as seen on tv) sticker on it and under it was another sticker that said (COPS, EPISODE 133)

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 08/15/13 5:46 PM
I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy
 
 

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sun, 09/29/13 9:34 PM
Dearfolk,
   I want one that says "Put the fun back in funeral."
      Wholeheartedly, Ort. "Still Alive" Carlton in Still-Alive Athens, Georgia.
P. S. I was passed by a car blaring cool jazz on I-20 coming into Atlanta. Their bumper sticker: "Bird lives."

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 09/30/13 8:30 AM
Two anti-Tennessee sports stickers:
"Kick Em In The Vols"
"If tennis elbow is a pain in the elbow, then Tennessee is a pain in the *ss"
 
Sorry Paul.

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Mon, 09/30/13 12:46 PM
This one made me smile since I have a rescue kitty:  Written on a sticker in the shape of a paw, "Who rescued who?"

Ort. Carlton.
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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Tue, 10/1/13 4:05 PM
Lleechef,
   Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
      Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Tue, 10/1/13 7:20 PM
Saw one the other day that said " I still miss my ex but my aim is improving."
 
David O.
 

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 10/2/13 9:32 AM
I have one on my car: "Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy". That is also my philosophy. Two out of three ain't bad!
 

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 10/2/13 11:26 AM
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
 

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 10/2/13 12:45 PM
Ort. Carlton.


Lleechef,
  Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
     Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.

I did.  And she said, "meow, meow, meow" which in kitty language means, "Thank you, Ort.!"

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 10/3/13 12:34 PM
The closer you get the slower I go

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sun, 10/6/13 10:47 AM
Nietzsche is peachy

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sun, 10/6/13 1:25 PM
Seen in South Carolina:
 
Why do our Palm Trees lean North?
North Carolina Sucks

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sun, 10/6/13 2:18 PM
Kiss your girlfriend where it stinks...  take her to New Jersey.

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Sun, 10/6/13 6:46 PM
My wife had two on her bumper.  One said,  If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.    ....
The other one,   Gone crazy, will be back later.

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Tue, 10/8/13 6:00 PM
The White Spite House

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Tue, 10/8/13 6:18 PM
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 10/9/13 8:28 AM
Michael Hoffman


Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.


Cantcha cut us Texicans a little slack? 
After all, the thread is "funny bumper stickers" and I laughed when I saw that one yesterday. 
 
BTW:  I've played both courses at Andrews AFB and prefer the newer 18 which is 'links-style".   Lovely facility; clearly vital to National Security.  Just to stay on topic:  too bad the military aren't permitted to put bumper stickers on their vehicles.  I'll bet that parking lot would be a laugh riot if they were allowed. 
<message edited by MetroplexJim on Wed, 10/9/13 8:35 AM>

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 10/16/13 7:52 PM
Great thread!
 
My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 10/16/13 8:14 PM
I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:
 
If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 10/17/13 8:35 AM
love2bake


I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:

If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?


Even as a Cavalier I always thought that one was funny. 
And, when Dean Smith coached the 'Heels, probably true!

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 10/17/13 8:42 AM
Twinwillow


Great thread!

My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"


I'm sending that one to my ex-brother-in-law.  On visits I was always amazed to find him into his third Bud even before breakfast.  In fact, my alarm cloch was hearing the first pre-dawn "pssssh + snap"!  He always referred to his liver as "my Pet Rock". 

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 10/17/13 8:42 AM
'I got this car for my wife, pretty good trade!'

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Tue, 12/3/13 4:14 PM
It's not gossip....it's networking

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Wed, 12/4/13 5:05 PM
Saw this in Gettysburg...............I [a heart] farts, I did laugh!

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Re:Funny Bumper Stickers - Thu, 12/5/13 9:11 AM
Saw this one recently- Jesus loves you, but I am his favorite.