Hot!Funny Bumper Stickers

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tmiles
Double Chili Cheeseburger
2013/08/05 17:00:28
I looked to find and older thread, but didn't.....
I saw today:
"It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village"
 
"Athletes shouldn't use steroids"   next to it: "Models shouldn't use photoshop"
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 17:36:35
From the Fall of 2012: 
 
"Detroit's Back and Al-Qaeda is on the Run"!
kozel
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 17:52:33
"My handgun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile"
lleechef
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 18:46:24
"Homer Alaska:  A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem."
Michael Hoffman
Double-chop Porterhouse
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/05 18:50:58
From back when Woody Hayes coached Ohio State, on a car with Michigan plates:
 
Woody Is A Pecker
bartl
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/07 22:27:55
Lawyer on Board
Foodbme
Porterhouse
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/07 23:09:00
Keep Honking - I'm Reloading
EdSails
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 03:30:34
Visualize Whirled Peas
kozel
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 06:39:44
Visualize Using a Directional Signal
Dipstick
Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 08:06:28
Keep taligating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield
ann peeples
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 12:09:28
Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 13:43:16
Don't Drink and Park:  Accidents Cause People!
eruby
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/08 14:16:49
ann peeples

Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
I saw
 
Weiner/Holder 2014

easydoesit
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/09 10:34:01
Saw one the other day, on one side was a drawing of a happy, smiling pooch, and on the other side it said:  Hi!  My name is No-No-Bad-Dog, what's yours?
John B
Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/09 20:20:16
Not a bumper sticker, but the other day I saw a good looking blonde in a beautiful BMW convertible driving down the road and the license plate read:  WAS HIS
Only in Texas I guess!
CNW
Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/10 02:31:51
McCain and MILF 2008
CajunKing
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/10 16:01:37
"LOST YOUR CAT... Look Under My Tires!"
"My Day is Not Complete Until I Terrify a Total Stranger"
"Im Not a Stalker, Im just Curious"
"I Get Along With God Fine... It's His Fan clubs I Cant Stand"
"Dislexics are Teople Poo"
"What Part of Europe Are you From?
The Part Whose Ass We Saved or
The Part Whose Ass We Kicked?"
"I Brake For Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs"
"Fat People Don't Go Skinny Dippy... We Go Chunky Dunking"
"Where Are We Going??? And Why Am I In This Handbasket??"
"I Dont Suffer From Insanity... Im Loving Every Minute Of It"
 
 
on the back of my friends H3
 
"My Carbon Footprint is BIGGER than yours"
kennyb
Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/12 08:54:00
saw one on a old truck that had the (as seen on tv) sticker on it and under it was another sticker that said (COPS, EPISODE 133)
kozel
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/08/15 17:46:35
I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy
 
 
Ort. Carlton.
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/09/29 21:34:17
Dearfolk,
   I want one that says "Put the fun back in funeral."
      Wholeheartedly, Ort. "Still Alive" Carlton in Still-Alive Athens, Georgia.
P. S. I was passed by a car blaring cool jazz on I-20 coming into Atlanta. Their bumper sticker: "Bird lives."
jman
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/09/30 08:30:25
Two anti-Tennessee sports stickers:
"Kick Em In The Vols"
"If tennis elbow is a pain in the elbow, then Tennessee is a pain in the *ss"
 
Sorry Paul.
lleechef
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/09/30 12:46:53
This one made me smile since I have a rescue kitty:  Written on a sticker in the shape of a paw, "Who rescued who?"
Ort. Carlton.
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/01 16:05:47
Lleechef,
   Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
      Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.
boyardee65
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/01 19:20:24
Saw one the other day that said " I still miss my ex but my aim is improving."
 
David O.
 
mbrookes
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/02 09:32:15
I have one on my car: "Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy". That is also my philosophy. Two out of three ain't bad!
 
GB944
Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/02 11:26:32
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
 
lleechef
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/02 12:45:42
Ort. Carlton.

Lleechef,
  Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
     Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.

I did.  And she said, "meow, meow, meow" which in kitty language means, "Thank you, Ort.!"
ChrisOC
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/03 12:34:06
The closer you get the slower I go
ChrisOC
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 10:47:20
Nietzsche is peachy
mar52
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 13:25:43
Seen in South Carolina:
 
Why do our Palm Trees lean North?
North Carolina Sucks
bigbear
Hamburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 14:18:15
Kiss your girlfriend where it stinks...  take her to New Jersey.
edwmax
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/06 18:46:24
My wife had two on her bumper.  One said,  If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.    ....
The other one,   Gone crazy, will be back later.
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/08 18:00:09
The White Spite House
Michael Hoffman
Double-chop Porterhouse
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/08 18:18:36
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/09 08:28:48
Michael Hoffman

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Politics and bumper stickers. That'll be one flag, please.


Cantcha cut us Texicans a little slack? 
After all, the thread is "funny bumper stickers" and I laughed when I saw that one yesterday. 
 
BTW:  I've played both courses at Andrews AFB and prefer the newer 18 which is 'links-style".   Lovely facility; clearly vital to National Security.  Just to stay on topic:  too bad the military aren't permitted to put bumper stickers on their vehicles.  I'll bet that parking lot would be a laugh riot if they were allowed. 
post edited by MetroplexJim - 2013/10/09 08:35:22
Twinwillow
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/16 19:52:21
Great thread!
 
My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"
love2bake
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/16 20:14:18
I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:
 
If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/17 08:35:49
love2bake

I'll skip political ones and try something slightly less controversial:

If God is not a Tarheel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?


Even as a Cavalier I always thought that one was funny. 
And, when Dean Smith coached the 'Heels, probably true!
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/17 08:42:43
Twinwillow

Great thread!

My favorite? "Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore"


I'm sending that one to my ex-brother-in-law.  On visits I was always amazed to find him into his third Bud even before breakfast.  In fact, my alarm cloch was hearing the first pre-dawn "pssssh + snap"!  He always referred to his liver as "my Pet Rock". 
kozel
Double Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/10/17 08:42:47
'I got this car for my wife, pretty good trade!'
tmiles
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/12/03 16:14:21
It's not gossip....it's networking
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/12/04 17:05:16
Saw this in Gettysburg...............I [a heart] farts, I did laugh!
ann peeples
Sirloin
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2013/12/05 09:11:49
Saw this one recently- Jesus loves you, but I am his favorite.
tmiles
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 12:55:06
Daddy farted and we can't get out
mlm
Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 14:41:57
Not quite a bumper sticker but maybe I should get one custom made. As a joke on me last night, I told a friend "If you put your ear up next to mine, you can hear the sea". It took her a minute to get it. Never heard anyone else say that.........well, I thought it was funny!
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 17:16:45
Are you SURE it's only going to be a fart!
I just got a bunch of Tee Shirts in with this on the back, selling the heck out of them!
plb
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/06 22:52:24
"it's not that I'm old - your music really does suck."
porkbeaks
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/07 12:09:55
Almost all the really great ones ARE political or borderline racist (these days, what isn't?). How about drug related? Firearms?
BelleReve
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:Funny Bumper Stickers 2014/05/17 12:13:18
Not a bumper sticker, but a sign outside a Vet's office -
 
Neutering your pets makes them less nuts