Hot!What is your favorite quote?

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food truck guy
Junior Burger
2013/09/04 17:47:39
If you can't beat them join them!
FriedClamFanatic
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/04 19:42:16
Walk not before me as a conqueror...............nor behind me as a slave..............but walk beside me as a friend.
 
 
Or.......You think they gonna get us going up the hill or down the hill?................Down the Hill, idiot, we ain't got any money going up the hill!
FriedTater
Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/04 20:22:36
She was so ugly looks like she fell into a ugly tree and hit every branch.
felix4067
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/04 21:34:30
"People mean well, but sometimes you just have to, you know, pepper spray people in the eyes."
Earl of Sandwich
Double Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/04 22:21:52
Everybody seems normal until you get to know them
CCinNJ
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/04 22:31:06
Italian girls make the cutest girlfriends...the best friends...and the worst enemies.
love2bake
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 00:17:25
I have two favorite fun ones:
 
“He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart” - C.S. Lewis

“A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz." Humphrey Bogart
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Don't get me started on the inspirational/motivational ones--I have pages of those.
CCinNJ
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 00:40:17
Feel free to get all those nice ones out of your system...now.
Foodbme
Porterhouse
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 00:58:40
People will rise to the lowest level of expectation!
SeamusD
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 10:09:39
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 10:21:35
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money".
 
-- Alexis de Tocqueville 

post edited by MetroplexJim - 2013/09/05 10:31:12
Treetop Tom
Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 10:33:20
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
Abraham Maslow
 
You've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet. 
Somebody
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 10:52:48
felix4067

"People mean well, but sometimes you just have to, you know, pepper spray people in the eyes."
Felix, you were the first person I thought of when I read this, so I wasn't surprised to see that it actually came from you.
I have no one specific favorite quote; there are just too many good ones from which to choose.  Although I'm partial to "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
 
And pretty much anything that Sheriff Buford T. Justice ever said.
post edited by ScreamingChicken - 2013/09/05 10:55:57
Mosca
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 12:30:02
Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes.
fishtaco
Double Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 12:50:17
If we weren't all crazy, we'd all be insane
 
Jimmy Buffett
Pancho
Double Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 16:08:12
"From where the sun now stands I will fight no more forever".
Chief Joseph, Nez Perce 1877
tiki
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 16:43:42
"You don't suppose they think we're a rock and roll band?"---
                                        Keith Richards to Mick Jagger on the Blues!
 
FriedClamFanatic
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 17:03:06
ScreamingChicken

felix4067

"People mean well, but sometimes you just have to, you know, pepper spray people in the eyes."
Felix, you were the first person I thought of when I read this, so I wasn't surprised to see that it actually came from you.
I have no one specific favorite quote; there are just too many good ones from which to choose.  Although I'm partial to "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

And pretty much anything that Sheriff Buford T. Justice ever said.

That and the ending to Newhart have to be 2 of the best all time moments in TV
felix4067
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 18:05:02
ScreamingChicken

felix4067

"People mean well, but sometimes you just have to, you know, pepper spray people in the eyes."
Felix, you were the first person I thought of when I read this, so I wasn't surprised to see that it actually came from you.
I have no one specific favorite quote; there are just too many good ones from which to choose.  Although I'm partial to "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

And pretty much anything that Sheriff Buford T. Justice ever said.

And people say you can't really know someone online.
 
Although the quote isn't mine. It's from an interview with Paul Thorn, my favourite singer/songwriter.
Michael Hoffman
Double-chop Porterhouse
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/05 20:01:03
MetroplexJim

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money".

-- Alexis de Tocqueville 

And obviously de Tocqueville was wrong.

alice.kelly22
Junior Burger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/06 02:17:36
When we're hungry, love will keep us alive.
 
---I know it isn't a quote, but it happens to live in my mind since my first year in college. We had this activity wherein you have to defend an unpopular quote or something. Then a classmate submitted this one (obviously from a song) and another classmate/friend got this from my instructor's box of crumpled papers of unpopular quotes. I was amazed by how fast my friend thought of how the love of God through His Words would keep us alive, feeding our spirits with love and teachings!
food truck guy
Junior Burger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/06 06:39:23
I like this one
 
Don't **** where you eat!
post edited by food truck guy - 2013/09/06 06:40:55
Big Frank
Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 10:30:07
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When your born in America, you get a front row seat."  - George Carlin
 
WarToad
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 13:52:58
Time is the fire in which we burn.
mar52
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 14:02:51
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
 
 
Davebassman
Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 14:26:32
"The music business is a cruel shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs.....There's also a negative side!"- Hunter S. Thompson
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 16:34:05
Davebassman

"The music business is a cruel shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs.....There's also a negative side!"- Hunter S. Thompson


What a wonderfully wicked pen he wielded; here's another from the good Dr. Thompson:
 
"There will never be another Hubert Horatio Humphrey. 
But, just to be sure, let's castrate the son of a bit*h!"
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 16:40:33
Michael Hoffman

MetroplexJim

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money".

-- Alexis de Tocqueville 

And obviously de Tocqueville was wrong.


There is usually lag time and considerable suffering between the discovery of a mortal cancer and death.
FriedClamFanatic
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 19:30:15
And who could ever forget............."Mama Mia!.that was one speecy-spicey Meatball................I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"  ( actually 2 different ads.but both great quotes)
Michael Hoffman
Double-chop Porterhouse
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 20:17:00
You break it, you bought it!
 
I used to hear that a lot before I stopped being a clumsy clod. Last week.
Earl of Sandwich
Double Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/12 20:31:32
Live each day like it's your last because one day you'll be right
CajunKing
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/14 17:16:00
"What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate" The Captain
 
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans"  Ronald Reagan
 
"Fettucini Alfredo is like Mac & Cheese for adults"  Mitch Hedberg
 
"A waffle is just a pancake with a syrup trap"  Mitch Hedberg
 
"I imagine if you could understand Morse Code a tap dancer would drive you crazy"  Mitch Hedberg
 
Mitch died WAY TOO young he had some seriously good one liners
 
"The broccoli says 'I look like a tree'.  The mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella.'  The walnut says 'I look like a brain.' The banana says 'umm can we just change the subject?'"  Unknown
 
"'Yes, Oh, Ooh, AH, YES, YES, OH GOD, YES, YES, YES, AH, Ohh..'  I'll have what she's having"  When Harry met Sally

Russ Jackson
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/16 10:19:34
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."...Russ
Russ Jackson
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/24 08:50:46
Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
CCinNJ
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/24 08:54:49
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

"Shot" in Jersey City.
Ort. Carlton.
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/29 20:30:24
Dearfolk,
   I'll quote myself, then: "If I get any fatter, I'm going to have to run for sheriff."
      Wholeheartedly, Ort. Carlton in Ever-Perfect Athens, Georgia.
P. S. I've lost about 10 pounds... and, slowly, more to come.
CajunKing
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/09/30 19:02:27
I'd vote for you Ort!
 
 
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/10/10 08:22:01
Russ Jackson

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you


Saying that this character did not make idle threats does not spoil the movie:
 

MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/10/10 08:40:55
In searching for the video of the Taken clip I ran across this:
(warning: contains some profanity)
 

 
At the end you can click on several more "similar collections".  Enjoy!
BelleReve
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/10/21 18:36:26
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it  -  Oscar Wilde
claracamille
Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/02 21:51:07
"Ain't nothin but a party" works in every situation.
ken8038
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/02 23:58:07
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public-
 
HL Mencken
 
(Roadfood people and my several other affinity groups excepted)
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/03 08:39:26
 
"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.  Period."
 
"If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance.  Period."
jaylhorner
Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/03 10:41:53
"A closed mouth gathers no foot"
alice.kelly22
Junior Burger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/04 23:20:55
"Hair is Good but Too Much of it Doesn't Make you a Lady."
porkbeaks
Double Chili Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 15:58:37
“Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect, as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” ― Albert Einstein
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 16:10:05
Upon hearing: "We have to pass it to learn what's in it!",
 
an M.D. asked:  "Why are politicians talking about stool samples?"
ChrisOC
Double Cheeseburger
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 16:38:36
Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.
CCinNJ
Sirloin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/11 16:52:02
"A woman has the age she deserves."

Amen...Coco Chanel.
MetroplexJim
Filet Mignon
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/12 08:40:53
ChrisOC

Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.



mayor al
Fire Safety Admin
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/12 17:10:46
This would be one to remember...If it were ever uttered... ChiTwnDnr saying "No, Thank You, I am full."...after turning down a third piece of pie and a Cherry Malt at the 5th stop of the day on the Roadfood Tour of the Iowa Amana Colonies !
 
I can't imagine ever hearing it, but if I did I would never forget the moment !
Re:What is your favorite quote? 2013/11/12 17:28:27
" I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly" Winstom Churchill