Re:Burger King Satisfries
"I refuse to eat their 'cooked-in-advance', microwaved burgers."
I avoided BK for many years (10+?) for that exact reason. However, now that Wendy's only has hamburgers by special order (plus they charge a premium by charging for cheese when there is to be no cheese) , McDonalds burgers just taste like salt and Five Guys burgers are essentially steamed after being wrapped in foil, earlier this year I found myself back at BK for the occasional fast food burger. Being in the northeast, we have limited fast-food options for burgers.
Then again, that's probably why I'm at a fast food place less than once / month. I much prefer a burger at a diner, drive-in, etc, but they are not always conveniently located.