Another fun order with a waitress. One time about 20 years ago, about 3am, I stopped at a small place in the middle of nowhere New Mexico. At the time, I was in the Navy, stationed in California and before that I was in Hawaii, so I had gone quite a few years without seeing grits on the menu. This place had grits offered as a side item. I ordered one of the regular breakfasts with a side of grits.
Her: you want that instead of the toast?
Me: no, I want them both
Her: then you want them instead of the home fries?
Me: no, I want the entire breakfast with the grits on the side.
She didn't say anything else, but was in total disbelief that I wanted all of that or that I would eat it.
OBTW, I'm now 50, 6' tall and weigh 170. Back then I weighed about 145. I'm one of those idiots who can eat and eat and eat and eat and never gain any weight (well, hardly any).