What's you favorite food related quote?

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (EatingTheRoad)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:51:49 GMT

Extreme Glow

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

This is hilarious! That has got to be one of the best all-time quotes.

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (enginecapt)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:49:02 GMT

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

--
Hannibal Lecter

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (agnesrob)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:56:01 GMT

"He put Basil in the rattatouille???"

Manuel, also from Basil the Rat

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Extreme Glow)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:05:56 GMT

... and most of the script from Captain Cook episode of "Blackadder Goes Forth".

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Extreme Glow)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:52:24 GMT

"Care for a rat?"

- Basil Fawlty

Series 2 Episode 6 - "Basil the Rat"

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Extreme Glow)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:34:11 GMT

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Michael_Germany)

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:15:26 GMT

"Nur noch ein kleines Pfefferminzchen!" (Monty Phyton...)

And this one...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am5wJEGJ-sY

Marty Feldman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Feldman

R.I.P. Marty, we all miss you very much...

Michel

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (surrycounty)

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:38:09 GMT

"Feed meeeee!!!" - Audrey the man-eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors ( the original, not the crappy remake. )

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (EatingTheRoad)

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:54:27 GMT

Woody Allen in Deconstructing Harry speaking with a prostitute:

Woody: "Doesn't your work get you down?"

Prostitute: "It's okay. Beats the hell out of waitressing."

Woody: "It's funny. Every hooker I meet says it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's got to be the worst job in the world."

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (mbrookes)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:27:40 GMT

There is nothing under the sun better for man than to eat, drink and be merry.Go, therefore, eat your bread with joy and drink your wine with cheer.
Ecclesiasties 8:15

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Foodbme)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:07:17 GMT

Anyone Remember Spike Jones' "Yes, we have no Bananas"????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6JkceQ9FU

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Tedbear)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:09:17 GMT

" Don't give me the waf'--Just give me the veg' "
Mildred Pierce

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Nancypalooza)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:16:13 GMT

'Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.' -- Alec Baldwin in 'Outside Providence'

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (southpaw)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:28:49 GMT

"If it ain't fried, it ain't food" I say that

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (cavandre)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:30:53 GMT

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" - Ben Franklin

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Foodbme)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:00:19 GMT

Saying Grace- "Praise the Lord and pass the Mashed Potatoes"

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Mosca)

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:59:37 GMT

Like Michael Hoffman, but as an homage to one of my favorite writers:

"Alice, let's eat."

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (jonjax71)

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:24:12 GMT

"Some persons live to eat while others eat to live."

In one of his numerous "heart attack" scenes, Fred G. Sanford who made many references to his favorite hamburger stand, the original Fat Burger (years before they were a chain and then franchise) "I'm comin to join ya Elizabeth-with a Fat Burger bag in my hand"

J. Wellington Wimpy: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (jonjax71)

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:13:37 GMT

saps

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

The deluxe edition of The Godfather which includes deleted scenes features the previously
unseen sequence before that legendary quote when Clemenza leaves his home, has lunch at his favorite restaurant and bakery where he buys the cannoli. The actor portraying Peter Clemenza-Richard Castellano ad libbed the "leave the cannoli" line which has endured as one of the all time great lines of the Godfather series chock full of great quotes, many of which are now part of everyday lexicon

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (BelleReve)

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:31:37 GMT

...... I want you to hold it between your knees - Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces

Eternity is a ham and two people - Dorothy Parker

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (EatingTheRoad)

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:29:22 GMT

"Ham and eggs; a day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." - Unknown

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people" - Orson Welles

"Watermelon—it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." - Enrico Caruso

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." - Steven Wright

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?" - Jo Brand

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (mbrookes)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:34:41 GMT

Everytime I hear that dirty word "exercise" I wash out my mouth with chocolate. (From a cocktail napkin at a friend's house)

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (CCinNJ)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:13:46 GMT

What was the shopping list on Sesame Street?

Now don't forget a loaf of bread a container of milk and a stick of butter. If you can't remember I can write it down for you.

I remembered!!

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Scorereader)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:46:28 GMT

CCinNJ

Old man...you give those dogs another piece of my food I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead. (Rose) Olympia Dukakis

Moonstruck - I didn't even have to look that up. Although it's a chick flick, it's one of my, "I can watch this anytime" movies. There's a ton of classic lines that my friends and I still kick around in conversation.
"snap out of it"
"what's the matter with you? You're life's going down the toilet! "
"I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else"
"Don't go on any long trips."
"It costs money because it saves money."
"la bella luna!"

ok, now for my favorite food quote:

" 'C' is for Cookie, and Cookie is for me" ~Cookie Monster

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (the ancient mariner)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:35:36 GMT

"Whats grits ?"
My Cousin Vinny

"Peel me a grape."
Mae West

"A loaf of bread, a piece of cheese, an onion, a little wine, voila."
Sahara (starring H. Bogart)

"Remove that olive, it takes up too much space."
W C Fields or someone else.

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (ScreamingChicken)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:52:55 GMT

"You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no !#$%^& teeth!" - Tucker McElroy

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (Vince Macek)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:27:35 GMT

“Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.” - Alfred Hitchcock

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (EatingTheRoad)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:22:20 GMT

cavandre

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well!" - Viginia Woolf

That's a great one.

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" - Unknown

"Life is short, eat dessert first." - Sue Ellen Cooper

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (cavandre)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:54:07 GMT

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well!" - Viginia Woolf

Re:What's you favorite food related quote? (CCinNJ)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:01:43 GMT

Order the bleepin' chicken wings if you want them. We can just talk for the rest of the evening. Unknown --->