U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out

Re:U.S. Mayo Reserves are Running Out (PapaJoe8)

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 15:47:01 GMT

Tooo many folks mixing Pickled Jalapenos, and the juice, w/ mayo may be responsible for this shortage.
Joe

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 15:11:14 GMT

O gee, my reserves are starting to run low. ... I'll have to sneak out back so no one will see and make some more ... refill my empty jars. ... ...

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 14:36:31 GMT

the Onion always has some tear-jerking stories. ;o)

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:25:55 GMT

may o' may not have been. aioli know what i see in the news.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:42:56 GMT

Was there any response from the Mayo Clinic?

Bart

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:07:25 GMT

Oh, for the love of Pete.

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:35:38 GMT

"...it was at lunch time when these cave explorers in West

Virginia inserted their knife into the disappointedly empty

mayonnaise jar and it made that distinctive, hollow "spelunk"

sound that today's term for caving was born.

And now you know.........................the rest of the story."

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:16:22 GMT

Don't worry. I've heard that the US Government secretly stored millions of gallons of mayo in caves in West Virginia for emergencies like this.

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 11:36:58 GMT