Describe your ex ONLY using food items.

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (joerogo)

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:44:17 GMT

I think Texas sized buns are good.

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (CCinNJ)

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:07:03 GMT

A sandwich is a sandwich...

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (1bbqboy)

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 01:45:08 GMT

....or maybe not.

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (chefbuba)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:21:22 GMT

There's two threads co-mingled here.......

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (CCinNJ)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:32:00 GMT

Polish Boy

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (CCinNJ)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:19:20 GMT

He must have been REALLY sloppy.

Re:What's For Dinner TONIGHT...??? (iluvcfood)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:47:02 GMT

Sloppy Joes for tonights dinner..........
Soon as the meat has finished simmering a bit I'll add 3 different kinds of shredded cheese and then "slop" it between 2 toasted Texas sized onion buns.
I'll serve them with some crispy onion rings!

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (mar52)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:17:16 GMT

Wienie

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (love2bake)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:26:39 GMT

I'd describe him as any of the "mother" sauces...

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (Michael Hoffman)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:02:01 GMT

Gagutz

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (SeamusD)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:52:24 GMT

Ex-wife: cold fish on stale bread, thought she was caviar on toast points.
Ex-gf: Red Bull and vodka on crack.

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (MetroplexJim)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:13:58 GMT

Ex Mrs. Metro #1: a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Turned alkie on me; I got the house and the kids).

Ex Mrs. Metro #2: a bipolar saltena. (A spicy Bolivian who had her violent "ups & downs").

Ex Mrs. Mtro #3: The turkey in "Christmas Vacation". (HUGE mistake; I was sadly focused only on appearances; exploding "trophy wife"; YIKES!)

The present Mrs. Metro: Dinner at Restaurant Jules Verne. (Excellent, cultured, with a great view!)

And BTW: None of my ex'es lives in Texas!

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (joerogo)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 07:20:06 GMT

wanderingjew

Foodbme

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

For the record, this is you third post in the "Miscellaneous - Off Topic & "Lighter Fare"" forum. Consider yourself on double secret probation.

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (mar52)

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 00:24:57 GMT

Corny

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (edwmax)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 23:02:08 GMT

wanderingjew

Foodbme

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

OH ... that type! ...

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (wanderingjew)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 22:30:03 GMT

Foodbme

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Tall, SKINNY, anti Roadfood (in some cases very anti roadfood), healthy eating, go to the gym women.

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (CCinNJ)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 21:33:29 GMT

Peachy &$@€#^ &@$!¥£

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (1bbqboy)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 21:23:14 GMT

bi-polar bunghole stew served over VERY sour lemons.

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (mayor al)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:34:08 GMT

OK..
Despite the fact that I stayed around for 24 years...marinating someone my size takes time... I find that my ex-spouse is made of self-rising flour and Postum grounds and has a dented can, generic-brand, pork-n-beans mentality. When I finally had enough of the slow-roasting fork-jabbing attitude I left.
She continue to be one who thinks if she whines and fusses enough, people will believe she is the center of the universe.
She is watery lime jello mixed with dry Ramen mix and served with Hamburger Helper minus the Hamburger. OH Yeah, toss in some Meow Mix, She had 25 cats the last time one of my kids counted.
Thank You. I feel much better now. My second spouse is the TUMS and Strip Steak of my Life !!

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (Foodbme)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:59:52 GMT

wanderingjew

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....
I believe this is the second.
I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.
"carrots and celery sticks"

HUH???????
I think that one requires a little more explanation!!

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (edwmax)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:05:35 GMT

My ex ... nuts ...

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (Michael Hoffman)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:23:20 GMT

They're called turnips in New England and Swedes in Ireland.

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (mar52)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:21:01 GMT

Give rutabagas a chance!

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (wanderingjew)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:48:41 GMT

I only allow myself two comments a year in the off topic section....

I believe this is the second.

I've never been married but I will describe all of my ex girlfriends as follows.

"carrots and celery sticks"

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (Wabbit)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:34:56 GMT

Flaky as pie crust, disposition of vinegar.

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (mar52)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 16:31:00 GMT

34 years is nice!

Jerk Chicken (Not you)

Re:Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (kland01s)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 15:56:12 GMT

What??? I had an ex that would crumble potato chips onto a meatloaf sandwich dosed in ketchup. Had another ex that would make me amazing dinners. No ex anymore...... long time partner of 34 years currently. Many years of good food made together.

Describe your ex ONLY using food items. (mar52)

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:35:53 GMT

Pickled