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tmiles

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Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 08/5/13 5:00 PM (permalink)
I looked to find and older thread, but didn't.....
I saw today:
"It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village"
 
"Athletes shouldn't use steroids"   next to it: "Models shouldn't use photoshop"
 
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    MetroplexJim

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    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 08/5/13 5:36 PM (permalink)
    From the Fall of 2012: 
     
    "Detroit's Back and Al-Qaeda is on the Run"!
     
    #2
      kozel

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      Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 08/5/13 5:52 PM (permalink)
      "My handgun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile"
       
      #3
        lleechef

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        Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 08/5/13 6:46 PM (permalink)
        "Homer Alaska:  A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem."
         
        #4
          Michael Hoffman

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          Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 08/5/13 6:50 PM (permalink)
          From back when Woody Hayes coached Ohio State, on a car with Michigan plates:
           
          Woody Is A Pecker
           
          #5
            bartl

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            Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 08/7/13 10:27 PM (permalink)
            Lawyer on Board
             
            #6
              Foodbme

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              Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 08/7/13 11:09 PM (permalink)
              Keep Honking - I'm Reloading
               
              #7
                EdSails

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                Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/8/13 3:30 AM (permalink)
                Visualize Whirled Peas
                 
                #8
                  kozel

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                  Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/8/13 6:39 AM (permalink)
                  Visualize Using a Directional Signal
                   
                  #9
                    Dipstick

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                    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/8/13 8:06 AM (permalink)
                    Keep taligating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield
                     
                    #10
                      ann peeples

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                      Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/8/13 12:09 PM (permalink)
                      Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
                       
                      #11
                        MetroplexJim

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                        Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/8/13 1:43 PM (permalink)
                        Don't Drink and Park:  Accidents Cause People!
                         
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                          eruby

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                          Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/8/13 2:16 PM (permalink)
                          ann peeples


                          Weiner/Handler 2014-lol!
                          I saw
                           
                          Weiner/Holder 2014

                           
                          #13
                            easydoesit

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                            Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Fri, 08/9/13 10:34 AM (permalink)
                            Saw one the other day, on one side was a drawing of a happy, smiling pooch, and on the other side it said:  Hi!  My name is No-No-Bad-Dog, what's yours?
                             
                            #14
                              John B

                              Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Fri, 08/9/13 8:20 PM (permalink)
                              Not a bumper sticker, but the other day I saw a good looking blonde in a beautiful BMW convertible driving down the road and the license plate read:  WAS HIS
                              Only in Texas I guess!
                               
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                                CNW

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                                Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sat, 08/10/13 2:31 AM (permalink)
                                McCain and MILF 2008
                                 
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                                  CajunKing

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                                  Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sat, 08/10/13 4:01 PM (permalink)
                                  "LOST YOUR CAT... Look Under My Tires!"
                                  "My Day is Not Complete Until I Terrify a Total Stranger"
                                  "Im Not a Stalker, Im just Curious"
                                  "I Get Along With God Fine... It's His Fan clubs I Cant Stand"
                                  "Dislexics are Teople Poo"
                                  "What Part of Europe Are you From?
                                  The Part Whose Ass We Saved or
                                  The Part Whose Ass We Kicked?"
                                  "I Brake For Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs"
                                  "Fat People Don't Go Skinny Dippy... We Go Chunky Dunking"
                                  "Where Are We Going??? And Why Am I In This Handbasket??"
                                  "I Dont Suffer From Insanity... Im Loving Every Minute Of It"
                                   
                                   
                                  on the back of my friends H3
                                   
                                  "My Carbon Footprint is BIGGER than yours"
                                   
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                                    kennyb

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                                    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 08/12/13 8:54 AM (permalink)
                                    saw one on a old truck that had the (as seen on tv) sticker on it and under it was another sticker that said (COPS, EPISODE 133)
                                     
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                                      kozel

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                                      Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 08/15/13 5:46 PM (permalink)
                                      I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy
                                       
                                       
                                       
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                                        Ort. Carlton.

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                                        Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sun, 09/29/13 9:34 PM (permalink)
                                        Dearfolk,
                                           I want one that says "Put the fun back in funeral."
                                              Wholeheartedly, Ort. "Still Alive" Carlton in Still-Alive Athens, Georgia.
                                        P. S. I was passed by a car blaring cool jazz on I-20 coming into Atlanta. Their bumper sticker: "Bird lives."
                                         
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                                          jman

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                                          Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 09/30/13 8:30 AM (permalink)
                                          Two anti-Tennessee sports stickers:
                                          "Kick Em In The Vols"
                                          "If tennis elbow is a pain in the elbow, then Tennessee is a pain in the *ss"
                                           
                                          Sorry Paul.
                                           
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                                            lleechef

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                                            Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Mon, 09/30/13 12:46 PM (permalink)
                                            This one made me smile since I have a rescue kitty:  Written on a sticker in the shape of a paw, "Who rescued who?"
                                             
                                            #22
                                              Ort. Carlton.

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                                              Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Tue, 10/1/13 4:05 PM (permalink)
                                              Lleechef,
                                                 Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
                                                    Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.
                                               
                                              #23
                                                boyardee65

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                                                Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Tue, 10/1/13 7:20 PM (permalink)
                                                Saw one the other day that said " I still miss my ex but my aim is improving."
                                                 
                                                David O.
                                                 
                                                 
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                                                  mbrookes

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                                                  Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 10/2/13 9:32 AM (permalink)
                                                  I have one on my car: "Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy". That is also my philosophy. Two out of three ain't bad!
                                                   
                                                   
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                                                    GB944

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                                                    Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 10/2/13 11:26 AM (permalink)
                                                    "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
                                                     
                                                     
                                                    #26
                                                      lleechef

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                                                      Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Wed, 10/2/13 12:45 PM (permalink)
                                                      Ort. Carlton.


                                                      Lleechef,
                                                        Hug your kitty for me, wouldja?
                                                           Wholeheartedly And Allergically, Ort. Carlton in The Usual City.

                                                      I did.  And she said, "meow, meow, meow" which in kitty language means, "Thank you, Ort.!"
                                                       
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                                                        ChrisOC

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                                                        Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Thu, 10/3/13 12:34 PM (permalink)
                                                        The closer you get the slower I go
                                                         
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                                                          ChrisOC

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                                                          Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sun, 10/6/13 10:47 AM (permalink)
                                                          Nietzsche is peachy
                                                           
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                                                            mar52

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                                                            Re:Funny Bumper Stickers Sun, 10/6/13 1:25 PM (permalink)
                                                            Seen in South Carolina:
                                                             
                                                            Why do our Palm Trees lean North?
                                                            North Carolina Sucks
                                                             
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