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felix4067

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Famous Last Words Wed, 09/30/09 8:22 PM (permalink)
This morning my mother says to me, "I'm not going to replace just the ball in the toilet, I'm going to replace the whole insides because they're probably going to go soon also".  She asked me to help, and I declined, being that I know not one thing about plumbing other than the hot should be on the left and the cold on the right when you're facing the sink.

Several hours and a two-hour emergency visit from the plumber later, we have running water in the house again.
 
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    mayor al

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    Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 9:28 AM (permalink)

    ME-- " Damn sour tummy. I need to lay-off the BBQ for awhile."

    Nurse-Wife--  "We're going to have your upset tummy checked out in the E R. It's been getting worse lately".

    A week later after Gall-Bladder removal, two days on a Vent, a Six-inch scar, and a couple of "Defib" Jump Starts, I got to go home. Things have not been the same since.

    Score-- Nurse-wife--------- ONE
                Ego-Eater Mayor-- Zero  !!
     
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      mr chips

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      Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 10:21 AM (permalink)
      Mr Chips 2001-" There has never been a position player from Japan who has had a major impact on his team. This new guy for the Mariners will be lucky to hit .260 and I don't think he will have much of an impact on the Mariners."
               My wife has never let me forget this prediction about Ichiro's future with the Mariners when he first joined the team.
       
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        chewingthefat

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        Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 11:49 AM (permalink)
        mayor al


        ME-- " Damn sour tummy. I need to lay-off the BBQ for awhile."

        Nurse-Wife--  "We're going to have your upset tummy checked out in the E R. It's been getting worse lately".

        A week later after Gall-Bladder removal, two days on a Vent, a Six-inch scar, and a couple of "Defib" Jump Starts, I got to go home. Things have not been the same since.

        Score-- Nurse-wife--------- ONE
                    Ego-Eater Mayor-- Zero  !!

        Al, was this recently?

         
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          chewingthefat

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          Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 11:56 AM (permalink)
          "Tomorrows our big picnic, I hope it doesn't rain"
           
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            mayor al

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            Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 12:00 PM (permalink)
            2002.. True story !
             
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              WarToad

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              Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 2:37 PM (permalink)
              mr chips


              Mr Chips 2001-" There has never been a position player from Japan who has had a major impact on his team. This new guy for the Mariners will be lucky to hit .260 and I don't think he will have much of an impact on the Mariners."
                       My wife has never let me forget this prediction about Ichiro's future with the Mariners when he first joined the team.


              That made me LOL.  And LOL hard!  I lived in Seattle '00 to '08.  Never have I see a player so completely embraced and loved by the community.
               
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                chewingthefat

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                Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 5:10 PM (permalink)
                "I'll just have ONE more"
                 
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                  enginecapt

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                  Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 5:30 PM (permalink)
                  "I'll never live in the the Inland Empire. It's too hot."

                  Guess who.
                   
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                    WarToad

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                    Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/1/09 6:08 PM (permalink)
                    "My God.  It's full of stars."
                     
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                      cavandre

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                      Re:Famous Last Words Fri, 10/2/09 11:08 AM (permalink)
                      Better here than Philadelphia...

                      Rosebud...
                       
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                        SassyGritsAL

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                        Re:Famous Last Words Fri, 10/2/09 2:47 PM (permalink)
                        I'm so full, I'll never eat again!
                         
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                          Michael_Germany

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                          Re:Famous Last Words Fri, 10/2/09 3:26 PM (permalink)
                          "Mehr Licht...!" (More Light...!)

                          (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)




                           
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                            chicagostyledog

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                            Re:Famous Last Words Fri, 10/2/09 6:06 PM (permalink)

                             
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                              Michael_Germany

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                              Re:Famous Last Words Fri, 10/2/09 6:43 PM (permalink)
                               
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                                Michael_Germany

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                                Re:Famous Last Words Fri, 10/2/09 6:53 PM (permalink)
                                CU in Hell...

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN6eTXA0VlI



                                Dumbo!


                                Michael
                                 
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                                  sizz

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                                  Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/3/09 11:17 AM (permalink)
                                  do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
                                   
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                                    chewingthefat

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                                    Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/3/09 2:12 PM (permalink)
                                    " I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN"
                                     
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                                      Wabbit

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                                      Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/3/09 2:49 PM (permalink)
                                      Hold my beer, and watch this!!!
                                       
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                                        chewingthefat

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                                        Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/3/09 5:38 PM (permalink)
                                        Wabbit


                                        Hold my beer, and watch this!!!

                                        LOL

                                         
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                                          chicagostyledog

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                                          Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/3/09 9:46 PM (permalink)
                                           
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                                            chicagostyledog

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                                            Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/3/09 9:53 PM (permalink)
                                            Made it Ma! Top of the world!
                                            -Cody Jarrett
                                             
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                                              chewingthefat

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                                              Re:Famous Last Words Sun, 10/4/09 5:24 PM (permalink)
                                              I get paid on Friday, I'll pay you back then!
                                               
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                                                bartl

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                                                Re:Famous Last Words Sun, 10/4/09 8:37 PM (permalink)
                                                WarToad


                                                "My God.  It's full of stars."


                                                The Monolith Mall: "My God, it's full of stores!"

                                                Bart
                                                 
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                                                  mr chips

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                                                  Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/17/09 9:07 AM (permalink)
                                                  Mr Chips 1980"-Larry Bird is a slow white guy who will never make it in the NBA."
                                                   
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                                                    felix4067

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                                                    Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/17/09 1:09 PM (permalink)
                                                    Follow-up to the post that started this thread:  "Hey, now the sink is leaking.  I wonder if I can..."

                                                    Me: "NO!  Call the plumber!!!"
                                                     
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                                                      Michael_Germany

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                                                      Re:Famous Last Words Sat, 10/17/09 1:19 PM (permalink)
                                                      "The Monolith Mall: "My God, it's full of stores!"

                                                      This one..., full of Stares.

                                                      Final Words...

                                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXN9r6tPgHU


                                                      Michael

                                                      * I wish, I was there...


                                                      <message edited by Michael_Germany on Sat, 10/17/09 1:22 PM>
                                                       
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                                                        Michael_Germany

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                                                        Re:Famous Last Words Wed, 10/21/09 3:08 PM (permalink)
                                                        "Goodbye" is the word,  another word "Friends", this is the end...

                                                        "Michael, besides all this, this is the end", CU.

                                                        Und dann bist du alleine, in einem Traum...


                                                        Michel


                                                         
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                                                          jellybear

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                                                          Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/22/09 8:55 AM (permalink)
                                                          You don't have to cut the circuit breaker off to fix that.....Really?
                                                           
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                                                            Michael_Germany

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                                                            Re:Famous Last Words Thu, 10/22/09 9:33 AM (permalink)

                                                            Rainer Maria Rilke

                                                            Die Dinge singen hör ich so gern

                                                            Ich fürchte mich so vor der Menschen Wort.
                                                            Sie sprechen alles so deutlich aus:
                                                            Und dieses heißt Hund und jenes heißt Haus,
                                                            und hier ist Beginn und das Ende ist dort.
                                                            Mich bangt auch ihr Sinn, ihr Spiel mit dem Spott.
                                                            Sie wissen alles, was wird und war,
                                                            kein Berg ist ihnen mehr wunderbar;
                                                            ihr Garten und Gut grenzt gerade an Gott.
                                                            Ich will immer warnen und wehren: Bleibt fern.
                                                            Die Dinge singen hör ich so gern.
                                                            Ihr rührt sie an: sie sind starr und stumm.
                                                            Ihr bringt mir alle die Dinge um...

                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdP9FnrCGVs


                                                            Michael
                                                             
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